That first one is so on point! Hahaha! On Mon, May 23, 2016 at 1:56 PM, Tony White via skunkworks < skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke> wrote:
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use binary." Now they have 10 problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use threads." Now two they hav erpoblesms.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use multithreading." Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use Java!" Now they have a ProblemFactory.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
Some people, looking for escapes from their full-time jobs, think, "I know, I'll contribute to open source." Now they have two full-time jobs.
Have a good week guys :) -- Tony White
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