That first one is so on point! Hahaha!

On Mon, May 23, 2016 at 1:56 PM, Tony White via skunkworks <skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke> wrote:
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use
regular expressions." Now they have two problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use
binary." Now they have 10 problems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use
threads." Now two they hav erpoblesms.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use
multithreading." Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use
Java!" Now they have a ProblemFactory.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use
floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

Some people, looking for escapes from their full-time jobs, think, "I
know, I'll contribute to open source." Now they have two full-time
jobs.

Have a good week guys :)
--
Tony White

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