A friend sent me below recently:-) NO Smoking in Swahili After public smoking was banned in Kenya , each town clerk was assigned the duty of posting notices in Kiswahili to that effect. See how different councils posted their notice: Other councils are still working on theirs........ The Mombasa Town Clerk wrote: Uvutaji wa sigara umepigwa marufuku kuanzia leo.Watakaopatikana wakikiuka amri hii wataadhibiwa kwa mujibu wa sheria. Nyote zingatieni. The Kiambu Town Clerk: Wanyuanji wa thigara washunge sana. Unyuanji wa thigara bere ya watu hata huko ije umchijwa marufuku na kaju kuanjia reo. The Machakos Town Clerk: Wavulutanji tusikala wasunge sana . Sasa kuvuluta tusikala ni maluvuku na kanzu ya Masaku itawasukulia atua kuvwa sana . The Kisumu Town Clerk: Atenson Plis!!! Mifuto sgara adharani sasa omepigwa marofuku. Okipaatwa, ibiro yie Kodiaga! Apana furuta Plis!! Wajir Town Clerk: Habana iko buruta sigara. Yeye lishapigwa marufuk na sisi tagaamata mutu b hahala yaghe kiburuta. Kericho Town Clerk: Gutoga leo gugunywa na gufuruta sigara sisi nagshagataasa. Haguna!! Charipu wee taona!!! Kisii and Nyamira Town Clerk Akuna kukunywa sigara hapa ndani na inche kuansia reo. Mutakaobatikana mutakura kiboko saa hiyo hiyo. Wote munaombua kujiatari sana. Other Councils are still working on theirs....... On Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 10:00 AM, fyodor <fyodor@hushmail.com> wrote:
List,
Has anyone read The E.Standard's article on the new by-laws??? There is a section on dogs
"No owner of a dog shall permit or cause the dog to cry or bark in a manner that disturbs the quite, peace, rest comfort of the neighborhood."
Now Philip as you acquire your new puppy, please dont cause it to bark by staring at it rudely or maybe giving it a name which suites a cat...otherwise its gonna cry and council askaris will respond.
This is just madness....i thought these guys were crazy but they have taken it to another level!
What next "No one shall cause his/her rooster to crow before 5:43:40 am! Faliure to that the owner shall be arrested and fined accordingly!
-tyrus
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