Most Hilarious Spam I have Received in Ages
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: CIA Email Report <cncdof@saude.df.gov.br> Date: Mon, Jan 17, 2011 at 5:10 PM Subject: CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder To: CIA EMAIL REPORT UNITED STATE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WASHINGTON DC USA. CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder Dear Email owner, Under some series of investigation from our intelligence agency team,though hosted by Microsoft,powered by the GHX email Screening Filter Produced by the Japanese. We discovered that your email address contained a classified information which blacklists Al Quada groups and its terrorists team and a Tracking line Scan which could lead to the capture of the great Arab Mob,Osama Bin Laden. Your email was hosted and launched by CIST,an electronic software media that acts as Sat-elite and break firewalls on any coded Power House information. In this regards we simply want a constant maintenance from you i.e Always Update and Secure Your email account from now, Because it's significance is more important to us now than to you. The American Government and the British Republic support and appreciate these development.Your email account has contributed a great effort to eradicate terrorism actions so far. So in compensation to you in this regards,we will be wiring a compensating fee of $600,000 Us-dollars with a bank swift transfer to your stated bank account in your country. Also we will want you to come over to the United States if you are indeed not an America citizen,so enclosed with your documents are your Diplomatic Passport with an America Visa Stamp.also a Free Emirates Airways Toll and Fro Ticket. An all expense paid trip for 6 months. Also,Courier fees to deliver your documents has been settled. Fill your full details below, FULL NAMES................ ADDRESS............. COUNTRY............ TEL.................. SEX.................... D.O.B............. AGE........... OCCUPATION.............. LANGUAGE......... MARITAL STATUS.......... BANK NAME............ Do Contact our America agent currently on office now immediately with these details below,also do endeavor to send him your full details as stated above.send him an email immediately. CIA Email Team Agent Agent Robert W. Smith email.........robertsmith.unit247@hotmail.com Tel.......... +2 3480 85 463 708 Please keep any information contained on this mail classified and private to avoid double claims or unwarranted use of this page for an unauthorized deeds. Email scanned for no viruses. This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential. Congratulations and do endeavor to Always UPDATE and SECURE your email Account when you receive your First Pay-check of $600,000 dollars from us. Kind Regards Dr James Whistler CIA email Detective, Department of Justice. WWW.CIA.GOV
Who wrote this a 5 year old? Even the spelling is poor On 1/17/11, Philip Musyoki <pmusyoki@gmail.com> wrote:
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: CIA Email Report <cncdof@saude.df.gov.br> Date: Mon, Jan 17, 2011 at 5:10 PM Subject: CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder To:
CIA EMAIL REPORT UNITED STATE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WASHINGTON DC USA. CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder
Dear Email owner, Under some series of investigation from our intelligence agency team,though hosted by Microsoft,powered by the GHX email Screening Filter Produced by the Japanese. We discovered that your email address contained a classified information which blacklists Al Quada groups and its terrorists team and a Tracking line Scan which could lead to the capture of the great Arab Mob,Osama Bin Laden.
Your email was hosted and launched by CIST,an electronic software media that acts as Sat-elite and break firewalls on any coded Power House information. In this regards we simply want a constant maintenance from you i.e Always Update and Secure Your email account from now, Because it's significance is more important to us now than to you.
The American Government and the British Republic support and appreciate these development.Your email account has contributed a great effort to eradicate terrorism actions so far. So in compensation to you in this regards,we will be wiring a compensating fee of $600,000 Us-dollars with a bank swift transfer to your stated bank account in your country.
Also we will want you to come over to the United States if you are indeed not an America citizen,so enclosed with your documents are your Diplomatic Passport with an America Visa Stamp.also a Free Emirates Airways Toll and Fro Ticket. An all expense paid trip for 6 months. Also,Courier fees to deliver your documents has been settled.
Fill your full details below,
FULL NAMES................ ADDRESS............. COUNTRY............ TEL.................. SEX.................... D.O.B............. AGE........... OCCUPATION.............. LANGUAGE......... MARITAL STATUS.......... BANK NAME............
Do Contact our America agent currently on office now immediately with these details below,also do endeavor to send him your full details as stated above.send him an email immediately.
CIA Email Team Agent Agent Robert W. Smith email.........robertsmith.unit247@hotmail.com Tel.......... +2 3480 85 463 708
Please keep any information contained on this mail classified and private to avoid double claims or unwarranted use of this page for an unauthorized deeds. Email scanned for no viruses. This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential.
Congratulations and do endeavor to Always UPDATE and SECURE your email Account
when you receive your First Pay-check of $600,000 dollars from us.
Kind Regards Dr James Whistler CIA email Detective, Department of Justice. WWW.CIA.GOV
the spelling is done that way to avoid antispam software. On Mon, Jan 17, 2011 at 6:59 PM, Gituma Nturibi <gnturibi@gmail.com> wrote:
Who wrote this a 5 year old? Even the spelling is poor
On 1/17/11, Philip Musyoki <pmusyoki@gmail.com> wrote:
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: CIA Email Report <cncdof@saude.df.gov.br> Date: Mon, Jan 17, 2011 at 5:10 PM Subject: CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder To:
CIA EMAIL REPORT UNITED STATE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WASHINGTON DC USA. CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder
Dear Email owner, Under some series of investigation from our intelligence agency team,though hosted by Microsoft,powered by the GHX email Screening Filter Produced by the Japanese. We discovered that your email address contained a classified information which blacklists Al Quada groups and its terrorists team and a Tracking line Scan which could lead to the capture of the great Arab Mob,Osama Bin Laden.
Your email was hosted and launched by CIST,an electronic software media that acts as Sat-elite and break firewalls on any coded Power House information. In this regards we simply want a constant maintenance from you i.e Always Update and Secure Your email account from now, Because it's significance is more important to us now than to you.
The American Government and the British Republic support and appreciate these development.Your email account has contributed a great effort to eradicate terrorism actions so far. So in compensation to you in this regards,we will be wiring a compensating fee of $600,000 Us-dollars with a bank swift transfer to your stated bank account in your country.
Also we will want you to come over to the United States if you are indeed not an America citizen,so enclosed with your documents are your Diplomatic Passport with an America Visa Stamp.also a Free Emirates Airways Toll and Fro Ticket. An all expense paid trip for 6 months. Also,Courier fees to deliver your documents has been settled.
Fill your full details below,
FULL NAMES................ ADDRESS............. COUNTRY............ TEL.................. SEX.................... D.O.B............. AGE........... OCCUPATION.............. LANGUAGE......... MARITAL STATUS.......... BANK NAME............
Do Contact our America agent currently on office now immediately with these details below,also do endeavor to send him your full details as stated above.send him an email immediately.
CIA Email Team Agent Agent Robert W. Smith email.........robertsmith.unit247@hotmail.com Tel.......... +2 3480 85 463 708
Please keep any information contained on this mail classified and private to avoid double claims or unwarranted use of this page for an unauthorized deeds. Email scanned for no viruses. This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential.
Congratulations and do endeavor to Always UPDATE and SECURE your email Account
when you receive your First Pay-check of $600,000 dollars from us.
Kind Regards Dr James Whistler CIA email Detective, Department of Justice. WWW.CIA.GOV
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Wawawa! This one takes the 2011 Nobel scam prize
I see that the Nigerians (or whoever) are now improving. I used to write them back and ask how a bank, or a prize giving company would use gmail and yahoo.. Now I see they have got an almost credible email... However, it's incredible the amount of bullshit they are spewing,, Osama bin Laden ?? USD 600,000 ? An American green card/visa cos Osama wrote an email thru your account ? Don't be surprised to see someone baited by this :) Sent from my iPhone On Jan 18, 2011, at 10:06 PM, Nicholas Mutinda <mutindah@gmail.com> wrote:
im just wondering what they were to say next, like first send us $100 so that we process your cheque..... crap! On Mon, Jan 17, 2011 at 5:29 PM, Philip Musyoki <pmusyoki@gmail.com> wrote:
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: CIA Email Report <cncdof@saude.df.gov.br> Date: Mon, Jan 17, 2011 at 5:10 PM Subject: CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder To:
CIA EMAIL REPORT UNITED STATE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WASHINGTON DC USA. CIA NOTICE!!! Dear Email Account Holder
Dear Email owner, Under some series of investigation from our intelligence agency team,though hosted by Microsoft,powered by the GHX email Screening Filter Produced by the Japanese. We discovered that your email address contained a classified information which blacklists Al Quada groups and its terrorists team and a Tracking line Scan which could lead to the capture of the great Arab Mob,Osama Bin Laden.
Your email was hosted and launched by CIST,an electronic software media that acts as Sat-elite and break firewalls on any coded Power House information. In this regards we simply want a constant maintenance from you i.e Always Update and Secure Your email account from now, Because it's significance is more important to us now than to you.
The American Government and the British Republic support and appreciate these development.Your email account has contributed a great effort to eradicate terrorism actions so far. So in compensation to you in this regards,we will be wiring a compensating fee of $600,000 Us-dollars with a bank swift transfer to your stated bank account in your country.
Also we will want you to come over to the United States if you are indeed not an America citizen,so enclosed with your documents are your Diplomatic Passport with an America Visa Stamp.also a Free Emirates Airways Toll and Fro Ticket. An all expense paid trip for 6 months. Also,Courier fees to deliver your documents has been settled.
Fill your full details below,
FULL NAMES................ ADDRESS............. COUNTRY............ TEL.................. SEX.................... D.O.B............. AGE........... OCCUPATION.............. LANGUAGE......... MARITAL STATUS.......... BANK NAME............
Do Contact our America agent currently on office now immediately with these details below,also do endeavor to send him your full details as stated above.send him an email immediately.
CIA Email Team Agent Agent Robert W. Smith email.........robertsmith.unit247@hotmail.com Tel.......... +2 3480 85 463 708
Please keep any information contained on this mail classified and private to avoid double claims or unwarranted use of this page for an unauthorized deeds. Email scanned for no viruses. This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential.
Congratulations and do endeavor to Always UPDATE and SECURE your email Account
when you receive your First Pay-check of $600,000 dollars from us.
Kind Regards Dr James Whistler CIA email Detective, Department of Justice. WWW.CIA.GOV
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Stephen Ndungu