Skunkworks production 2030 : "A High Level Military and Defence Meeting " email based simulation game
Dear Listers and especially those who are quite interested and knowledgeable. The purpose of this email based game simulation is to get all involved in a hypothetical situation and take roles as per their knowledge. *The email game simulation is based on a meeting of high level military commanders and generals*, as there is a threat to National Defence in the year 2030. Remember all that we write here is fictitious. There will be seriousness, comedy, knowledge flows and even stress. A decision must be made at the end of the meeting. In this game simulation I'd play the role as a Defence Analyst who has also been invited to the High Level Defence Meeting. Should any skunker want to take part in this game, please give your Rank and why you are important to the meeting. Ofcourse, you can promote anyone you want to a senior rank if you feel the person deserves it. No need to have someone bright and yet they remain a 1 star General. I'd like to nominate @James Nzomo as : General James Nzomo as Commander of the Air Force. A role he knows well and can add a lot to the game simulation. We need Generals for the Army and Navy too. Who will these be? So Ladies and Gents, here goes................... get involved and have some fun too. :-) *The year is 2030. * * * *DOD have received word that there is possibility of an attack from across the Borders. An urgent high level meeting has been called by all the Joint Chiefs of Staff on what needs to be done. The meeting has be set and all those involved are now at the round table where the meeting discussions can begin............ Some formal introductions are necessary. * * * *I introduce myself as Captain @Aki to the round table gathering. My speciality is Defence Analysis. Am welcomed to the round meeting by those around it. * * * *I'm also waiting for others to introduce their ranks and themselves.............................* * * * *
My name is Melissa Nduati, a tea girl at the place for the last five years. As the meeting starts, I'm in the kitchen preparing some tea and waiting for the moment when I shall be called to serve the army men with tea. I shall use the opportunity to glean all the information I can, especially on who exactly is attending the meeting. This information will be extremely useful to my '*other*' bosses. Kelvin www.likechapaa.com <http://www.dukapress.com>www.dukapress.org On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 11:40 AM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Listers and especially those who are quite interested and knowledgeable. The purpose of this email based game simulation is to get all involved in a hypothetical situation and take roles as per their knowledge. *The email game simulation is based on a meeting of high level military commanders and generals*, as there is a threat to National Defence in the year 2030. Remember all that we write here is fictitious. There will be seriousness, comedy, knowledge flows and even stress. A decision must be made at the end of the meeting.
In this game simulation I'd play the role as a Defence Analyst who has also been invited to the High Level Defence Meeting. Should any skunker want to take part in this game, please give your Rank and why you are important to the meeting. Ofcourse, you can promote anyone you want to a senior rank if you feel the person deserves it. No need to have someone bright and yet they remain a 1 star General.
I'd like to nominate @James Nzomo as : General James Nzomo as Commander of the Air Force. A role he knows well and can add a lot to the game simulation.
We need Generals for the Army and Navy too. Who will these be?
So Ladies and Gents, here goes................... get involved and have some fun too. :-)
*The year is 2030. * * * *DOD have received word that there is possibility of an attack from across the Borders. An urgent high level meeting has been called by all the Joint Chiefs of Staff on what needs to be done. The meeting has be set and all those involved are now at the round table where the meeting discussions can begin............ Some formal introductions are necessary. * * * *I introduce myself as Captain @Aki to the round table gathering. My speciality is Defence Analysis. Am welcomed to the round meeting by those around it. * * * *I'm also waiting for others to introduce their ranks and themselves.............................* * * * *
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Dear Melissa @Kelvin. :-)))))) You are now in the game simulation but you must hold some rank. Does @Private_Melissa_Kelvin ok for you or is it too junior? Though We must hear from the other Generals....or else ka tayari to be removed from the meeting by Military Police. :-))) @General Nzomo ( Commander of the Airforce ), what do you say about the presence of Melissa? What about other Generals, where are they?
@Aki Melissa is not part of the Kenyan outfit, and she is currently not in the meeting room. She's a foreign spy :):):) Kelvin www.likechapaa.com <http://www.dukapress.com>www.dukapress.org On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:13 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Melissa @Kelvin. :-))))))
You are now in the game simulation but you must hold some rank. Does @Private_Melissa_Kelvin ok for you or is it too junior? Though We must hear from the other Generals....or else ka tayari to be removed from the meeting by Military Police. :-)))
@General Nzomo ( Commander of the Airforce ), what do you say about the presence of Melissa?
What about other Generals, where are they?
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@Kelvin, but you play the role of Melissa, right? Nice, this a new angle to the simulation. Kweli 2030 is an interesting year to be in..... :-) On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:15 PM, Kelvin <kjayanoris@gmail.com> wrote:
@Aki
Melissa is not part of the Kenyan outfit, and she is currently not in the meeting room.
She's a foreign spy :):):)
Yes, Melissa Nduati. Tea-girl to you, General. Kelvin www.likechapaa.com <http://www.dukapress.com>www.dukapress.org On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:19 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
@Kelvin, but you play the role of Melissa, right? Nice, this a new angle to the simulation. Kweli 2030 is an interesting year to be in..... :-)
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:15 PM, Kelvin <kjayanoris@gmail.com> wrote:
@Aki
Melissa is not part of the Kenyan outfit, and she is currently not in the meeting room.
She's a foreign spy :):):)
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Captain @aki to you, not a General. @Melissa, seems the Generals have not yet shown up despite the importance of this gathering. Haiya, twende. Let's go find chai na mandazi, na sigara too. Am sure the Generals will call us when they arrive. Do you smoke? :-) On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:21 PM, Kelvin <kjayanoris@gmail.com> wrote:
Yes, Melissa Nduati. Tea-girl to you, General.
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why is the captain, having a smoke, with the tea girl? this is of top urgency......National security is at stake here!! this is Madam Okite, the PA at your service, Sir! the message has reached all the Generals, they are having great difficulty maneuvering the super highways, should we send them the helicopters, Sir! :-) “To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 1:16 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain @aki to you, not a General. @Melissa, seems the Generals have not yet shown up despite the importance of this gathering. Haiya, twende. Let's go find chai na mandazi, na sigara too. Am sure the Generals will call us when they arrive. Do you smoke? :-)
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:21 PM, Kelvin <kjayanoris@gmail.com> wrote:
Yes, Melissa Nduati. Tea-girl to you, General.
Kelvin www.likechapaa.com <http://www.dukapress.com>www.dukapress.org
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Captain to PA Okite : Roger that! Madam Okite. ( Oscar-Kilo-India-Tango-Echo) Dispatch the air taxis at will, DOD informational dispatch showed urgency :-)) PS : In the meantime, the Tea Girl has some interesting tales to tell about the Generals. It pays to be lower in Rank...... Could Tea Girl please share some of these On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 1:28 PM, Judy Okite <judyokite@gmail.com> wrote:
why is the captain, having a smoke, with the tea girl? this is of top urgency......National security is at stake here!!
this is Madam Okite, the PA at your service, Sir!
the message has reached all the Generals, they are having great difficulty maneuvering the super highways, should we send them the helicopters, Sir!
:-)
“To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan
Yes, Sir! Over, over....find location of the generals and dispatch helicopters, immediately.....over and out. “To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 2:03 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to PA Okite : Roger that! Madam Okite. ( Oscar-Kilo-India-Tango-Echo) Dispatch the air taxis at will, DOD informational dispatch showed urgency :-))
PS : In the meantime, the Tea Girl has some interesting tales to tell about the Generals. It pays to be lower in Rank...... Could Tea Girl please share some of these
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 1:28 PM, Judy Okite <judyokite@gmail.com> wrote:
why is the captain, having a smoke, with the tea girl? this is of top urgency......National security is at stake here!!
this is Madam Okite, the PA at your service, Sir!
the message has reached all the Generals, they are having great difficulty maneuvering the super highways, should we send them the helicopters, Sir!
:-)
“To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan
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Major Disaster walks in *shuffling feet, corridors suddenly go silent)* *Major Disaster*: "Captain!" *Captain Aki to Private Melissa*: <whisper> Oh Sh^t! *Private Melissa to Captain Aki*: <whisper> Uh-oh! This won't end well. *Captain hurriedly stuffs cancerstick into backpocket. Melissa looks for place to hide half-eaten ndazi. Tea shall have to be finished cold.* ** On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 1:16 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain @aki to you, not a General. @Melissa, seems the Generals have not yet shown up despite the importance of this gathering. Haiya, twende. Let's go find chai na mandazi, na sigara too. Am sure the Generals will call us when they arrive. Do you smoke? :-)
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 12:21 PM, Kelvin <kjayanoris@gmail.com> wrote:
Yes, Melissa Nduati. Tea-girl to you, General.
Kelvin www.likechapaa.com <http://www.dukapress.com>www.dukapress.org
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"*General Failure, reporting for duty, Sir!*" //mumbles something about reading hard drives On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 11:40 AM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Listers and especially those who are quite interested and knowledgeable. The purpose of this email based game simulation is to get all involved in a hypothetical situation and take roles as per their knowledge. *The email game simulation is based on a meeting of high level military commanders and generals*, as there is a threat to National Defence in the year 2030. Remember all that we write here is fictitious. There will be seriousness, comedy, knowledge flows and even stress. A decision must be made at the end of the meeting.
In this game simulation I'd play the role as a Defence Analyst who has also been invited to the High Level Defence Meeting. Should any skunker want to take part in this game, please give your Rank and why you are important to the meeting. Ofcourse, you can promote anyone you want to a senior rank if you feel the person deserves it. No need to have someone bright and yet they remain a 1 star General.
I'd like to nominate @James Nzomo as : General James Nzomo as Commander of the Air Force. A role he knows well and can add a lot to the game simulation.
We need Generals for the Army and Navy too. Who will these be?
So Ladies and Gents, here goes................... get involved and have some fun too. :-)
*The year is 2030. * * * *DOD have received word that there is possibility of an attack from across the Borders. An urgent high level meeting has been called by all the Joint Chiefs of Staff on what needs to be done. The meeting has be set and all those involved are now at the round table where the meeting discussions can begin............ Some formal introductions are necessary. * * * *I introduce myself as Captain @Aki to the round table gathering. My speciality is Defence Analysis. Am welcomed to the round meeting by those around it. * * * *I'm also waiting for others to introduce their ranks and themselves.............................* * * * *
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Captain to General Failure> SERIOUS SALUTE> Welcome to the meeting, General. PA Madam Okite has done an impressive work of Air-Lifting the other Generals to this meeting venue. We must thank her for this. May I ask what Command you hold? Air/Land/Sea/Data? //self thoughts : General Failure, hahahaha! Now I've seen it all. :-))))) On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 2:28 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
"*General Failure, reporting for duty, Sir!*" //mumbles something about reading hard drives
Data Kommand, but I oversee the Microwave (Air), POTS (Land) and UnterSeeKebl (Sea) divisions. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 2:51 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure> SERIOUS SALUTE> Welcome to the meeting, General. PA Madam Okite has done an impressive work of Air-Lifting the other Generals to this meeting venue. We must thank her for this. May I ask what Command you hold? Air/Land/Sea/Data?
//self thoughts : General Failure, hahahaha! Now I've seen it all. :-)))))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 2:28 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
"*General Failure, reporting for duty, Sir!*" //mumbles something about reading hard drives
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Captain to General Failure> SALUTE! Thank you General. Let us await other commanders and generals too. General, the Tea Girl is a strange one, she's always in the room next door. //self thought : Want to DIE laughing, what the heck is UnterSeeKebl !!! Opps, UnderSeaCable!!! Pinching self hard not to show the slightest emotion that could cause an outburst of laughter. The General might take offence and have me locked up by MPs. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 2:57 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
Data Kommand, but I oversee the Microwave (Air), POTS (Land) and UnterSeeKebl (Sea) divisions.
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!) //UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.) On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:06 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure> SALUTE! Thank you General. Let us await other commanders and generals too. General, the Tea Girl is a strange one, she's always in the room next door.
//self thought : Want to DIE laughing, what the heck is UnterSeeKebl !!! Opps, UnderSeaCable!!! Pinching self hard not to show the slightest emotion that could cause an outburst of laughter. The General might take offence and have me locked up by MPs.
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 2:57 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
Data Kommand, but I oversee the Microwave (Air), POTS (Land) and UnterSeeKebl (Sea) divisions.
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covering my mouth so that I do not bust out.....shrugging and sitting upright.... Sir Captain! the General protection and General head of Security can not be located at the moment...General, Linda Nchi - is responding with a busy signal...Sir, what next, Sir! “To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:06 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure> SALUTE! Thank you General. Let us await other commanders and generals too. General, the Tea Girl is a strange one, she's always in the room next door.
//self thought : Want to DIE laughing, what the heck is UnterSeeKebl !!! Opps, UnderSeaCable!!! Pinching self hard not to show the slightest emotion that could cause an outburst of laughter. The General might take offence and have me locked up by MPs.
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 2:57 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
Data Kommand, but I oversee the Microwave (Air), POTS (Land) and UnterSeeKebl (Sea) divisions.
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Captain to PA Madam Okite> Roger that! OMG! we are in 2030, Is Linda Nchi still on going? We are missing these Generals/Commanders in the meeting: - Western Command - Eastern Command - Southern Command - Northern Command - High Command - These Generals were required by DOD in the meeting: a) General Brainiac b) General Nzomo ( Air Force Commandant ) c) Army d) Navy e) Signals and Data ( We have General Failure present ) f) Special Forces //self thought: Madam Okite is number one! She's the best that the Military has. Way to go :-) *Captain to General Failure*>General, may I hunt down a goat so that we can have a bar-b-que as we await others? I still do not understand the Tea Girl, do you? // self thought: The General Failure can read my thoughts. I promise to hand over myself to the MPs after this meeting, to appease the General. No more secret thoughts on any Generals. Tea Girl to blame? Peace General Failure, or is there Rank demotion for me after this meeting? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, Judy Okite <judyokite@gmail.com> wrote:
covering my mouth so that I do not bust out.....shrugging and sitting upright....
Sir Captain! the General protection and General head of Security can not be located at the moment...General, Linda Nchi - is responding with a busy signal...Sir, what next, Sir!
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up? //Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-))) On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now... On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way. On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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General Parts reporting for duty, representing special forces. I hope none of you have a problem with my quick promotion from the rank of Private Parts. On 19 January 2012 16:03, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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Private(s) Chafu rushes in with intel that rogue rebel leader Odhaimbo Wash is advertising within the black-market for sale of WD Weapon of Disaster) Hard disks containing data on whereabouts of Kenya nucleur cells. //Private(s) Chafu forgot he salute the Generals .... they can deal with it however they want Amarjit Singh Labhuram [[Private(s)Chafu]] On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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Captain to Major Disaster>SALUTE! Major, welcome to the meeting. What command or sector do you represent? //This Major is a pain and a disaster! I hope you can read my thoughts, Major... :-)) Captain to General Sema(intel)>SALUTE! General, welcome to the meeting Captain to GeneralParts(special forces)>SALUTE! General, welcome to the meeting // Self thoughts: This General Parts got promoted from a Private. He must know his stuff with using Special Force when needed? ... :-))))) Captain to Private Chafu>YOU NEED TO SALUTE! What command or sector do you represent? //Self thoughts: This private has potential. His file shows a lot of stings done by him. But its the MPs lockup for him, if only he knew. What kind of a name is Chafu?.. :-))))
//Gen Failure mumbles something about demoting Private Chafu to Private Snafu On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:16 PM, Amarjit Labhuram < amarjit.labhuram@gmail.com> wrote:
Private(s) Chafu rushes in with intel that rogue rebel leader Odhaimbo Wash is advertising within the black-market for sale of WD Weapon of Disaster) Hard disks containing data on whereabouts of Kenya nucleur cells. //Private(s) Chafu forgot he salute the Generals .... they can deal with it however they want
Amarjit Singh Labhuram [[Private(s)Chafu]]
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
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General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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Sir its Private(s) Chafu Sir. I represent the Goatse Surveillence Ops unit from Lamu. //Standing with arms AKImbo On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:36 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
//Gen Failure mumbles something about demoting Private Chafu to Private Snafu
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:16 PM, Amarjit Labhuram < amarjit.labhuram@gmail.com> wrote:
Private(s) Chafu rushes in with intel that rogue rebel leader Odhaimbo Wash is advertising within the black-market for sale of WD Weapon of Disaster) Hard disks containing data on whereabouts of Kenya nucleur cells. //Private(s) Chafu forgot he salute the Generals .... they can deal with it however they want
Amarjit Singh Labhuram [[Private(s)Chafu]]
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas < garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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Captain to PA Madam Okite> (Oscar-Kilo-India-Tango-Echo). Do you copy? We have some Generals present and a Major too. As per DOD instructions, we are still lacking on some: *Not yet arrived * - Western Command - Eastern Command - Southern Command - Northern Command - High Command - These Generals were required by DOD in the meeting: a) General Brainiac b) General Nzomo ( Air Force Commandant ) c) Army d) Navy e) Signals and Data ( We have General Failure present ) f) Special Forces ( General Parts present ) g) Intel ( General Sema present ) We don't know whether to place the Major and the Private Chafu ( soon to be Snafu ) // self thoughts: Madam Okite shines shines again. :-)
*Maj Disaster to Cap Aki*: What's Madam Okites rank, Captain? I propose immediate promotion to (Debian)Serge(nt). Concur, Captain? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:48 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to PA Madam Okite> (Oscar-Kilo-India-Tango-Echo). Do you copy?
We have some Generals present and a Major too. As per DOD instructions, we are still lacking on some:
*Not yet arrived *
- Western Command - Eastern Command - Southern Command - Northern Command - High Command
- These Generals were required by DOD in the meeting:
a) General Brainiac b) General Nzomo ( Air Force Commandant ) c) Army d) Navy e) Signals and Data ( We have General Failure present ) f) Special Forces ( General Parts present ) g) Intel ( General Sema present )
We don't know whether to place the Major and the Private Chafu ( soon to be Snafu )
// self thoughts: Madam Okite shines shines again. :-)
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Captain to Maj Disaster>Major, thank you very much for pointing that out. Madam Okite's rank promotion is with the Generals. I can highly recommend her one of the best people that the Military has. // Self thoughts : Madam Okite deserves to be promoted. Will the Generals' listen? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:56 PM, MotoBaridi <motobaridi@gmail.com> wrote:
*Maj Disaster to Cap Aki*: What's Madam Okites rank, Captain? I propose immediate promotion to (Debian)Serge(nt). Concur, Captain?
*Gen Failure to Cap Aki:* I concur captain. She deserves the promotion. Major? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 5:08 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to Maj Disaster>Major, thank you very much for pointing that out. Madam Okite's rank promotion is with the Generals. I can highly recommend her one of the best people that the Military has.
// Self thoughts : Madam Okite deserves to be promoted. Will the Generals' listen?
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*Maj Disaster to Cap Aki*: What's Madam Okites rank, Captain? I propose immediate promotion to (Debian)Serge(nt). Concur, Captain?
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Captain to The Meeting>Welcome to the meeting Generals, Major and Private(s). As we await the army, navy and zone sectors commanders/generals let's have a grilled meal. Did I hear Private(s) Chafu is an expert goat hunter and skilled griller? Private(s) Chafu, would you mind doing the honours? General Failure & General Sema are working on decoding what the meeting details are about. // Self thoughts: This Private(s) Chafu seems is a "handy man". Hmmm, seems he is going to be an asset in this meeting. Until he came to the meeting, I held the lowest rank. I hope no General promotes him :-))))
*Gen Failure:* <whisper> Captain, due to Private(s) Chafus disrespect to the Generals, he remains the Layer.1 handyman on our OSI Hierarchy On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 5:19 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to The Meeting>Welcome to the meeting Generals, Major and Private(s). As we await the army, navy and zone sectors commanders/generals let's have a grilled meal. Did I hear Private(s) Chafu is an expert goat hunter and skilled griller? Private(s) Chafu, would you mind doing the honours?
General Failure & General Sema are working on decoding what the meeting details are about.
// Self thoughts: This Private(s) Chafu seems is a "handy man". Hmmm, seems he is going to be an asset in this meeting. Until he came to the meeting, I held the lowest rank. I hope no General promotes him :-))))
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In Kenyan Defcon 1 situations its always advised to have meetings with some choma and brews...Private(s) Chafu on it like white on lice..LOL! Wacha goats..Camel nyama is the order of the day! On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 5:33 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
Hayaye! Nyamchom! And we are supposed to be in a highest level meeting?
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Officers, beware the (trojan)CaMeL. It has been known to backfire once in enemy territory. Generals, I concur with Private(s) Chafu, lets stick with the known goat.cX combat team insertion. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 5:49 PM, Amarjit Labhuram < amarjit.labhuram@gmail.com> wrote:
In Kenyan Defcon 1 situations its always advised to have meetings with some choma and brews...Private(s) Chafu on it like white on lice..LOL!
Wacha goats..Camel nyama is the order of the day!
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 5:33 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
Hayaye! Nyamchom! And we are supposed to be in a highest level meeting?
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Thats a negative, i repeat negative you will not bring us that goats.cx -- _______________________________________________ *Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.* _______________________________________________ * *
the above link was inadvertently posted. Do not click or you will require alot of eye soap 2012/1/19, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com>:
Thats a negative, i repeat negative you will not bring us that goats.cx
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....i can't believe years after that came out I still managed to pull goatse into a forum...hahahaha!!! I still remember my first day in training school as Private(S) i did that too...LOL!! @James is right...heavy industrial soap is required! On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:06 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
the above link was inadvertently posted. Do not click or you will require alot of eye soap
2012/1/19, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com>:
Thats a negative, i repeat negative you will not bring us that goats.cx
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PrivatePublic to Base(10)...PrivatePublic to Base(10)... Goat.cx and Goatse.xc have been neutralized. I repreat "Goat.cx and Goatse.xc have been neutralized". Sites are no loner NSFW. We have liberated hordes of clueless intertubers from permanent eye and mental damage. //Sent from my GeneralFailure@goatse.xc FREE email address! Get yours NOW!! On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:20 PM, Amarjit Labhuram < amarjit.labhuram@gmail.com> wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....i can't believe years after that came out I still managed to pull goatse into a forum...hahahaha!!! I still remember my first day in training school as Private(S) i did that too...LOL!!
@James is right...heavy industrial soap is required!
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:06 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
the above link was inadvertently posted. Do not click or you will require alot of eye soap
2012/1/19, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com>:
Thats a negative, i repeat negative you will not bring us that goats.cx
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Captain to General Failure>Copied that! On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:38 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
PrivatePublic to Base(10)...PrivatePublic to Base(10)... Goat.cx and Goatse.xc have been neutralized. I repreat "Goat.cx and Goatse.xc have been neutralized". Sites are no loner NSFW. We have liberated hordes of clueless intertubers from permanent eye and mental damage.
//Sent from my GeneralFailure@goatse.xc FREE email address! Get yours NOW!!
Captain to General Nzomo> General, is the Eye Soap a new weapon that we are not aware of? Sir! Anything is possible in 2030. //self thought : Am about to explode with laughter in the meeting, punching my leg and taking deep inhaling breaths to stop the laughter. General Nzomo is a very cool General, how did he pull off this Eye Soap idea? His portfoli is the Airforce, are the fighter jets to be fitted with a new Eye Soap spray for hostile pilots... :-))))) On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:06 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
the above link was inadvertently posted. Do not click or you will require alot of eye soap
<whisper> wonder how many clicked on that. we need a "sites to avoid for dummies" tutorial. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:21 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Nzomo> General, is the Eye Soap a new weapon that we are not aware of? Sir! Anything is possible in 2030.
//self thought : Am about to explode with laughter in the meeting, punching my leg and taking deep inhaling breaths to stop the laughter. General Nzomo is a very cool General, how did he pull off this Eye Soap idea? His portfoli is the Airforce, are the fighter jets to be fitted with a new Eye Soap spray for hostile pilots... :-)))))
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Captain to Maj Disaster>Roger that! Major. Captain to General Failure>Major Okite is AYE'd! What say Other Generals on promotion of Madam Okite to the rank of Major? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:24 PM, MotoBaridi <motobaridi@gmail.com> wrote:
<whisper> wonder how many clicked on that. we need a "sites to avoid for dummies" tutorial.
Officers, I apologize for ((now)NCO) Nzomos misinformation. That was NOT supposed to be linked to. (Guantanamo)HDD Bay to face Visual Terrorism charges. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:06 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
the above link was inadvertently posted. Do not click or you will require alot of eye soap
2012/1/19, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com>:
Thats a negative, i repeat negative you will not bring us that goats.cx
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Notes from the UnterGround (pardon my Nordish) Rumour has it the rebel leader has purchased several Czech FFMPEGs. We suspect he intends to convert lossy AVIs into lossless assult FLACs. General Parts, advice on surveillance for confirmation. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 5:19 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to The Meeting>Welcome to the meeting Generals, Major and Private(s). As we await the army, navy and zone sectors commanders/generals let's have a grilled meal. Did I hear Private(s) Chafu is an expert goat hunter and skilled griller? Private(s) Chafu, would you mind doing the honours?
General Failure & General Sema are working on decoding what the meeting details are about.
// Self thoughts: This Private(s) Chafu seems is a "handy man". Hmmm, seems he is going to be an asset in this meeting. Until he came to the meeting, I held the lowest rank. I hope no General promotes him :-))))
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*Maj Disaster*: Private Chafu, you are the reason normal people hate the Nerd Forces On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:16 PM, Amarjit Labhuram < amarjit.labhuram@gmail.com> wrote:
Private(s) Chafu rushes in with intel that rogue rebel leader Odhaimbo Wash is advertising within the black-market for sale of WD Weapon of Disaster) Hard disks containing data on whereabouts of Kenya nucleur cells. //Private(s) Chafu forgot he salute the Generals .... they can deal with it however they want
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On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
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General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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Gen Failure to Gen Sema: Received your package from Private Data. Private Data, progress report on the decryption? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
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Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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We have reports: 1. that the rebel leader was last spoted at a hotel in the capital area code +256 2. There has been chatter within the al-sha-pap that they may are concentrating efforts to raise investors so that they can bid for the data in the WD Weapon of Disaster) Hard disks. 3. Location of the auction is yet to be known. May I suggest General Parts conduct a covert opp to confirm location of rebel leader at the hotel. On 19 January 2012 16:22, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
Gen Failure to Gen Sema: Received your package from Private Data. Private Data, progress report on the decryption?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com
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General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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has the cold war rebooted by 2030? It should make the scenario interesting (just like Dr. Strange Love) I also suspect some bashing over Gen. Nzomo's generous procurement of 8th gen jets instead of more SAMs :) 2012/1/19, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>:
Gen Failure to Gen Sema: Received your package from Private Data. Private Data, progress report on the decryption?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Genera Sema (intelligence) reporting for duty, was abit held up in a confrence call with our eMai6 and CeeaiyA allies with regards to any possible leads on the possiblity of attacks. Sent some info to General Failure on my way.
On 19 January 2012 15:33, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com> wrote:
General to Captain: Receiving encrypted communication from Private Data. Decrypting now...
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:22 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Failure>SALUTE! General, we are un-aware of General Protection's location. Are we expecting him/her to show up?
//Apologise for that, thought you were pulling some humor under the <General Failure> identity and you made me crackup. The show must go on. :-)))
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 3:13 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
General Failure to Captain: Trying to get touch with General Protection. Where did you last deploy the bugger? (pardon my Aussie accent, mate!)
//UnterSeaKebl? That's my Nordic accent (It's all your fault Captain, for deploying me all over the world.)
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general ballzy AKA the Sherminator reportin for Duty..word frm my juniors is the perp Awash odhiambo n Co have somethin big going down today!! whats the course of action? On 19 Jan 2012 11:40, "aki" <aki275@gmail.com> wrote: Dear Listers and especially those who are quite interested and knowledgeable. The purpose of this email based game simulation is to get all involved in a hypothetical situation and take roles as per their knowledge. *The email game simulation is based on a meeting of high level military commanders and generals*, as there is a threat to National Defence in the year 2030. Remember all that we write here is fictitious. There will be seriousness, comedy, knowledge flows and even stress. A decision must be made at the end of the meeting. In this game simulation I'd play the role as a Defence Analyst who has also been invited to the High Level Defence Meeting. Should any skunker want to take part in this game, please give your Rank and why you are important to the meeting. Ofcourse, you can promote anyone you want to a senior rank if you feel the person deserves it. No need to have someone bright and yet they remain a 1 star General. I'd like to nominate @James Nzomo as : General James Nzomo as Commander of the Air Force. A role he knows well and can add a lot to the game simulation. We need Generals for the Army and Navy too. Who will these be? So Ladies and Gents, here goes................... get involved and have some fun too. :-) *The year is 2030. * * * *DOD have received word that there is possibility of an attack from across the Borders. An urgent high level meeting has been called by all the Joint Chiefs of Staff on what needs to be done. The meeting has be set and all those involved are now at the round table where the meeting discussions can begin............ Some formal introductions are necessary. * * * *I introduce myself as Captain @Aki to the round table gathering. My speciality is Defence Analysis. Am welcomed to the round meeting by those around it. * * * *I'm also waiting for others to introduce their ranks and themselves.............................* * * * * _______________________________________________ Skunkworks mailing list Skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke ------------ List info, subscribe/unsubscribe http://lists.my.co.ke/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/skunkworks ------------ Skunkworks Rules http://my.co.ke/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=94 ------------ Other services @ http://my.co.ke
Captain to General Ballzy>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting. What is your defense or sector portfolio Sir? Air/Land/Sea/Data? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:48 PM, The sherminator <steve.kim41@gmail.com>wrote:
general ballzy AKA the Sherminator reportin for Duty..word frm my juniors is the perp Awash odhiambo n Co have somethin big going down today!! whats the course of action?
Captain to The Meeting> Here is a list of Players so far for "The High level and Defence Meeting": - Tea Girl @Kelvin : Well, she's a mystery - Private(s) Chafu @Amarjeet : unknown and in sting operations. Just ran one on his own superiors.. :-))))) - Captain Aki : Defence Analyst - Major Disaster @MotoBaridi : unknown but to clarify - Madam Okite : Promoted to Major Okite, Special Operations - General Failure @Garr : Data Command ( Air/land/Sea) - General Sema @macharia : Intelligence - General Parts @Kuria : Special Forces - General Nzomo : Air Force Commandant - General Ballzy @Sherminator : unknown but to clarify We await these Generals/Commanders: - Western Command - Eastern Command - Northern Command - Southern Command - High Command - Army - Navy // self thoughts : In the meantime, enjoy your real grilled meals and do not trust that Private(s) Chafu. Who knows what he is up to next? :-))))
OMG! LOL.... Walking into the room...panting.... Sir! I have information, that the auction, is taking place at the southern part of code +252...can General Sema, confirm that? Sir! the Northern Command,is in the field , with al-shapap, Sir! so where did the tea girl, go? private chafu can we have the Mbuzi....we are here for a long time....Salute! “To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:52 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Ballzy>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting. What is your defense or sector portfolio Sir? Air/Land/Sea/Data?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:48 PM, The sherminator <steve.kim41@gmail.com>wrote:
general ballzy AKA the Sherminator reportin for Duty..word frm my juniors is the perp Awash odhiambo n Co have somethin big going down today!! whats the course of action?
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murmurs... thank you for the promotion, Sir! “To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 7:36 PM, Judy Okite <judyokite@gmail.com> wrote:
OMG! LOL....
alking into the room...panting....
Sir! I have information, that the auction, is taking place at the southern part of code +252...can General Sema, confirm that? Sir!
the Northern Command,is in the field , with al-shapap, Sir!
so where did the tea girl, go? private chafu can we have the Mbuzi....we are here for a long time....Salute!
“To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:52 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Ballzy>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting. What is your defense or sector portfolio Sir? Air/Land/Sea/Data?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 6:48 PM, The sherminator <steve.kim41@gmail.com>wrote:
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Captain to Major Okite>Roger that! This is indeed a new development for the meeting. Captain to General Sema, General Failure> Generals, we have an escalating situation as per brief of Major Okite who now holds Special Operations Command. Copy received? Open Emergency Channels to discuss course of action. Captain to The Meeting> We are informed of a developing situation. We are CODE 01 - standby! // self thoughts : That Mbuzi by Private(s)Chafu sure has taken long. What is he up to? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 7:36 PM, Judy Okite <judyokite@gmail.com> wrote:
OMG! LOL....
Walking into the room...panting....
Sir! I have information, that the auction, is taking place at the southern part of code +252...can General Sema, confirm that? Sir!
the Northern Command,is in the field , with al-shapap, Sir!
so where did the tea girl, go? private chafu can we have the Mbuzi....we are here for a long time....Salute!
Gen. N. To Capt. Aki Well i guess i owe you an explanation then. What i'm about to tell you is top secret so you better sit down, have a cigar and spread the word. Now we recently received intel that the fellas over at .cx cl domain were developing a super weapon. So we sent spy planes to investigate. Only one pilot made it back but BLIND ..and chanting the phrase goats.cxxxx. So we setup a top secret research facity....one devoted to counter the new threat to national security... Enter Project EYE SOAP! The countermeasure is still under active development. And thus not yet full proof. Of the 10 monkeys we tested 9 had to undergo eye and brain amputation to save the rest of the body from goatse poisoning. The last is currently recouperating at KNH Damn you Goatse! _______________________________________________ Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. _______________________________________________
Captain to General N>Roger that! General, you should be aware that we are CODE 01- Standby as per instructions received from Major Okite. Awaiting further instructions from Generals' Sema & Failure. // self thought : Hohohoho!! LOL!! internal laughter suppressed and biting hard on cigar so as not to disturb the meeting. :-)))) This General N is crazy, Project EYE SOAP is amazing beyond words. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 8:04 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
Gen. N. To Capt. Aki Well i guess i owe you an explanation then. What i'm about to tell you is top secret so you better sit down, have a cigar and spread the word.
Now we recently received intel that the fellas over at .cx cl domain were developing a super weapon. So we sent spy planes to investigate. Only one pilot made it back but BLIND ..and chanting the phrase goats.cxxxx.
So we setup a top secret research facity....one devoted to counter the new threat to national security... Enter Project EYE SOAP!
The countermeasure is still under active development. And thus not yet full proof. Of the 10 monkeys we tested 9 had to undergo eye and brain amputation to save the rest of the body from goatse poisoning. The last is currently recouperating at KNH
Damn you Goatse!
General Golf Alpha here. What can the army do you for? BTW I retire in six months. G A On Jan 19, 2012, at 11:40, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Listers and especially those who are quite interested and knowledgeable. The purpose of this email based game simulation is to get all involved in a hypothetical situation and take roles as per their knowledge. The email game simulation is based on a meeting of high level military commanders and generals, as there is a threat to National Defence in the year 2030. Remember all that we write here is fictitious. There will be seriousness, comedy, knowledge flows and even stress. A decision must be made at the end of the meeting.
In this game simulation I'd play the role as a Defence Analyst who has also been invited to the High Level Defence Meeting. Should any skunker want to take part in this game, please give your Rank and why you are important to the meeting. Ofcourse, you can promote anyone you want to a senior rank if you feel the person deserves it. No need to have someone bright and yet they remain a 1 star General.
I'd like to nominate @James Nzomo as : General James Nzomo as Commander of the Air Force. A role he knows well and can add a lot to the game simulation.
We need Generals for the Army and Navy too. Who will these be?
So Ladies and Gents, here goes................... get involved and have some fun too. :-)
The year is 2030.
DOD have received word that there is possibility of an attack from across the Borders. An urgent high level meeting has been called by all the Joint Chiefs of Staff on what needs to be done. The meeting has be set and all those involved are now at the round table where the meeting discussions can begin............ Some formal introductions are necessary.
I introduce myself as Captain @Aki to the round table gathering. My speciality is Defence Analysis. Am welcomed to the round meeting by those around it.
I'm also waiting for others to introduce their ranks and themselves.............................
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Captain to General Golf Alpha(Army)>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting General. The meeting has not yet begun as we are at the moment dealing with a developing situation in southern part of +252, as briefed by Major Okite . All Generals are CODE01-Standby. We await further word from both General's Sema (Intel) & Failure(Data Command) on what is happening so as to immediately chart out our action plan. // self thought : Private(s)Chafu is a big let down, empty promises all the time. That barbecue never happened, this is a Yellow Card offence. Is Private(s)Chafu involved in some way with the Tea Girl? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:26 PM, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote:
General Golf Alpha here. What can the army do you for? BTW I retire in six months.
G A
The red phone at the middle (direct line from to commender in chief) rings....... The room is quiet and every one is attentive......... General Golf Alpha nervously presses the intercom....... "mnakunyua sai tu na maneno inaendelea kuwa mbaya. Wapi resorusion? someone is joining you" The opens and a white man enters the room.......... "Gentleman, I am admiral Disha, in cahrge of othe indian office USSR Red rabbit carrier. I represent BO, President of USA....let us proceed...." ________________________________ From: aki <aki275@gmail.com> To: Skunkworks Mailing List <skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke> Sent: Friday, January 20, 2012 8:05 AM Subject: Re: [Skunkworks] Skunkworks production 2030 : "A High Level Military and Defence Meeting " email based simulation game Captain to General Golf Alpha(Army)>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting General. The meeting has not yet begun as we are at the moment dealing with a developing situation in southern part of +252, as briefed by Major Okite . All Generals are CODE01-Standby. We await further word from both General's Sema (Intel) & Failure(Data Command) on what is happening so as to immediately chart out our action plan. // self thought : Private(s)Chafu is a big let down, empty promises all the time. That barbecue never happened, this is a Yellow Card offence. Is Private(s)Chafu involved in some way with the Tea Girl? On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:26 PM, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote: General Golf Alpha here.
What can the army do you for? BTW I retire in six months.
G A
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Private(s) Chafu reporting sir. Goats have been vacated the area as result of pre-operation SOAP EYE exposure. The choma mission is a fail and emergency evac requested. Over On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 9:31 AM, Shadrack Mwaniki < shadrack_mwaniki@yahoo.com> wrote:
The red phone at the middle (direct line from to commender in chief) rings....... The room is quiet and every one is attentive......... General Golf Alpha nervously presses the intercom.......
"mnakunyua sai tu na maneno inaendelea kuwa mbaya. Wapi resorusion? someone is joining you"
The opens and a white man enters the room..........
"Gentleman, I am admiral Disha, in cahrge of othe indian office USSR Red rabbit carrier. I represent BO, President of USA....let us proceed...."
------------------------------ *From:* aki <aki275@gmail.com> *To:* Skunkworks Mailing List <skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke> *Sent:* Friday, January 20, 2012 8:05 AM *Subject:* Re: [Skunkworks] Skunkworks production 2030 : "A High Level Military and Defence Meeting " email based simulation game
Captain to General Golf Alpha(Army)>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting General. The meeting has not yet begun as we are at the moment dealing with a developing situation in southern part of +252, as briefed by Major Okite . All Generals are CODE01-Standby. We await further word from both General's Sema (Intel) & Failure(Data Command) on what is happening so as to immediately chart out our action plan.
// self thought : Private(s)Chafu is a big let down, empty promises all the time. That barbecue never happened, this is a Yellow Card offence. Is Private(s)Chafu involved in some way with the Tea Girl?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:26 PM, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote:
General Golf Alpha here. What can the army do you for? BTW I retire in six months.
G A
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Incoming message from unter sea kepol..... Deccrypting message.... "Generals ....... Location of the auction has been confirmed at a stadium 2°02′N 45°21′E. what is our next course of action?" On 20 January 2012 09:40, Amarjit Labhuram <amarjit.labhuram@gmail.com>wrote:
Private(s) Chafu reporting sir.
Goats have been vacated the area as result of pre-operation SOAP EYE exposure. The choma mission is a fail and emergency evac requested. Over
On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 9:31 AM, Shadrack Mwaniki < shadrack_mwaniki@yahoo.com> wrote:
The red phone at the middle (direct line from to commender in chief) rings....... The room is quiet and every one is attentive......... General Golf Alpha nervously presses the intercom.......
"mnakunyua sai tu na maneno inaendelea kuwa mbaya. Wapi resorusion? someone is joining you"
The opens and a white man enters the room..........
"Gentleman, I am admiral Disha, in cahrge of othe indian office USSR Red rabbit carrier. I represent BO, President of USA....let us proceed...."
------------------------------ *From:* aki <aki275@gmail.com> *To:* Skunkworks Mailing List <skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke> *Sent:* Friday, January 20, 2012 8:05 AM *Subject:* Re: [Skunkworks] Skunkworks production 2030 : "A High Level Military and Defence Meeting " email based simulation game
Captain to General Golf Alpha(Army)>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting General. The meeting has not yet begun as we are at the moment dealing with a developing situation in southern part of +252, as briefed by Major Okite . All Generals are CODE01-Standby. We await further word from both General's Sema (Intel) & Failure(Data Command) on what is happening so as to immediately chart out our action plan.
// self thought : Private(s)Chafu is a big let down, empty promises all the time. That barbecue never happened, this is a Yellow Card offence. Is Private(s)Chafu involved in some way with the Tea Girl?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:26 PM, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote:
General Golf Alpha here. What can the army do you for? BTW I retire in six months.
G A
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Good work Intel. Do we have units on stand-by near the location? On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 10:46 AM, Ian Macharia <machaian@gmail.com> wrote:
Incoming message from unter sea kepol.....
Deccrypting message....
"Generals ....... Location of the auction has been confirmed at a stadium 2°02′N 45°21′E. what is our next course of action?"
On 20 January 2012 09:40, Amarjit Labhuram <amarjit.labhuram@gmail.com>wrote:
Private(s) Chafu reporting sir.
Goats have been vacated the area as result of pre-operation SOAP EYE exposure. The choma mission is a fail and emergency evac requested. Over
On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 9:31 AM, Shadrack Mwaniki < shadrack_mwaniki@yahoo.com> wrote:
The red phone at the middle (direct line from to commender in chief) rings....... The room is quiet and every one is attentive......... General Golf Alpha nervously presses the intercom.......
"mnakunyua sai tu na maneno inaendelea kuwa mbaya. Wapi resorusion? someone is joining you"
The opens and a white man enters the room..........
"Gentleman, I am admiral Disha, in cahrge of othe indian office USSR Red rabbit carrier. I represent BO, President of USA....let us proceed...."
------------------------------ *From:* aki <aki275@gmail.com> *To:* Skunkworks Mailing List <skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke> *Sent:* Friday, January 20, 2012 8:05 AM *Subject:* Re: [Skunkworks] Skunkworks production 2030 : "A High Level Military and Defence Meeting " email based simulation game
Captain to General Golf Alpha(Army)>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting General. The meeting has not yet begun as we are at the moment dealing with a developing situation in southern part of +252, as briefed by Major Okite . All Generals are CODE01-Standby. We await further word from both General's Sema (Intel) & Failure(Data Command) on what is happening so as to immediately chart out our action plan.
// self thought : Private(s)Chafu is a big let down, empty promises all the time. That barbecue never happened, this is a Yellow Card offence. Is Private(s)Chafu involved in some way with the Tea Girl?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:26 PM, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote:
General Golf Alpha here. What can the army do you for? BTW I retire in six months.
G A
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Captain to Generals, Majors & Private>General Sema confirms location. We are now CODE02 - ACTIVE. Captain to General Failure>Do you have Satellite Data for the location? We need to know more from the Satellite to activate logistics, terrian carriers, Area of Operations. Captain to General Nzom0 (Air Force), General Golf Alpha ( Army), General Parts ( Special Forces ), General Ballzy ( Navy? ) > General's, when we have more information from General Failure on Terrain, logistics, Area of Operations, we must go active on deployment. As your Defence Analyst, I must ask this of the General's : What divisions of the armed forces do we have at our disposal and equipment for Ops Area? We are CODE02 - ACTIVE. ALPHA-CHARLIE-TANGO-INDIA-VICTOR-ECHO ! // self thoughts : Private(s)Chafe has done a humane thing of removing the goats from area of Ops. BUT he still has a Yellow Card...hohoho.
What happened to General Protection? Did he develop a fault? On 20 January 2012 12:27, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to Generals, Majors & Private>General Sema confirms location. We are now CODE02 - ACTIVE.
Captain to General Failure>Do you have Satellite Data for the location? We need to know more from the Satellite to activate logistics, terrian carriers, Area of Operations.
Captain to General Nzom0 (Air Force), General Golf Alpha ( Army), General Parts ( Special Forces ), General Ballzy ( Navy? ) > General's, when we have more information from General Failure on Terrain, logistics, Area of Operations, we must go active on deployment. As your Defence Analyst, I must ask this of the General's : What divisions of the armed forces do we have at our disposal and equipment for Ops Area?
We are CODE02 - ACTIVE. ALPHA-CHARLIE-TANGO-INDIA-VICTOR-ECHO !
// self thoughts : Private(s)Chafe has done a humane thing of removing the goats from area of Ops. BUT he still has a Yellow Card...hohoho.
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Captain to Civilian Gichu>General Protection is MIA!. We are unable to locate. //self thoughts: Pesky civilians! Alway poking their nose in our business, what do they know? Since Madam Okite is now Maj Okite, seems the likely candidate to handle civilians could be non other than Private(s) Chafu. And this Private(s)Chafu can also deal with the Admiral Disha of the Red Rabbit Carrier forced on us by High Command. Hohohoho...Will Private(s)Chafu use another Goatse stunt on civilains and the Admiral?!!! As Maj Disaster pointed out, the Camel version of Goatse could be lethal. :-)))))) On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 1:12 PM, Gichu <gichu.mburu@gmail.com> wrote:
What happened to General Protection? Did he develop a fault?
Gen. N. to all. Strike yet to be authorized by our commander in Chief of Armed forces. //self thoughts:Who the hell is our commander in chief? _______________________________________________ *Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.* _______________________________________________ * * 2012/1/20 aki <aki275@gmail.com>
Captain to Civilian Gichu>General Protection is MIA!. We are unable to locate.
//self thoughts: Pesky civilians! Alway poking their nose in our business, what do they know? Since Madam Okite is now Maj Okite, seems the likely candidate to handle civilians could be non other than Private(s) Chafu. And this Private(s)Chafu can also deal with the Admiral Disha of the Red Rabbit Carrier forced on us by High Command. Hohohoho...Will Private(s)Chafu use another Goatse stunt on civilains and the Admiral?!!! As Maj Disaster pointed out, the Camel version of Goatse could be lethal. :-))))))
On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 1:12 PM, Gichu <gichu.mburu@gmail.com> wrote:
What happened to General Protection? Did he develop a fault?
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Captain to General Nzomo (AFC) >Roger that! CIC un-identified. We are CODE02-ACTIVE and in planning stage of the entire operation which also has no name. // Self thoughts: As high command Civilian @Mwaniki pointed out "mnakunyua sai tu na maneno inaendelea kuwa mbaya". I sense High Command not impressed with the meeting. On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 3:32 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
Gen. N. to all. Strike yet to be authorized by our commander in Chief of Armed forces.
//self thoughts:Who the hell is our commander in chief?
<note-to-self> who needs a CiC. we can run this operation ourselves, right? On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 3:41 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Nzomo (AFC) >Roger that! CIC un-identified. We are CODE02-ACTIVE and in planning stage of the entire operation which also has no name.
// Self thoughts: As high command Civilian @Mwaniki pointed out "mnakunyua sai tu na maneno inaendelea kuwa mbaya". I sense High Command not impressed with the meeting.
On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 3:32 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
Gen. N. to all. Strike yet to be authorized by our commander in Chief of Armed forces.
//self thoughts:Who the hell is our commander in chief?
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Major Black (commander of bravo team) sending intl back to meeting. We moved to the auction location as directed and staked it out. Upon closer scrutiny the meeting is a a decoy. The real auction is taking place at this location 2.04237,45.347421. We await orders. We are ready to deploy the satellite feed if the generals are ready -- * If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't. - Emerson M. Pugh *
Gen Failure to Maj Black: Confirm location is this<http://maps.google.com/maps/place?ftid=0x3d5843d1ffc28b75:0xc9a4e4dfd0263d2f&q=2.04,+45.34&hl=en&ved=0CA0Q-gswAA&sa=X&ei=T3cZT9HPGuSA4gSi-ZWYBg> On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 4:38 PM, kris njoroge <krsnjo@gmail.com> wrote:
Major Black (commander of bravo team) sending intl back to meeting.
We moved to the auction location as directed and staked it out. Upon closer scrutiny the meeting is a a decoy. The real auction is taking place at this location 2.04237,45.347421. We await orders.
We are ready to deploy the satellite feed if the generals are ready -- *
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't. - Emerson M. Pugh
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Maj Black to Gen Failure: <static> Roger that general, sir, latest intl two of the buyers have arrived but seller not yet sighted over/> -- * If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't. - Emerson M. Pugh *
Captain to Major Black (Brave Team) > Major, Great to know Team Bravo under your command and you are on location. General Failure of Data Kommand will receive your instructions. <<whipers,whisper to the Generals:: we may have a problem and a potential future security breach. Ever since *Major Ego* walked in with his "I'm looking good" style, have you noticed the tune coming form the Tea Girl's office? Listen carefully to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vcjpc1n2c8 , and Major Ego is too distracted to be in this meeting. Any cause for concern? >>
Gen. N. to Gen Failure. We need a CiC to bear and handle any unforseen political repercussions of our actions. Damnit Soldier we are a team! Here...... 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If your on Gmail you might want to paste that on a regular text editor with a fixed width font at 5px _______________________________________________ *Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.* _______________________________________________ * * 2012/1/20 James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com>
Gen. N. to Gen Failure. We need a CiC to bear and handle any unforseen political repercussions of our actions. Damnit Soldier we are a team!
Here...... Have a cigar!
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Captain to General Nzomo>Roger that! // self thoughts : Cigar case nicely done....Cheers General Nzomo :-))) And in the meantime.... while the Generals decide Major Ego's fate-- and while Bravo Team under Major Black are continuing with location surveillance--and while General Failure puts together the information---and while all the other Generals, Majors and Private are in discussions, I get a phone call from DOD General Delta, a top Commander who is also in a meeting with strategic arms of the Govt. My call Sign is DA (Defense Analyst). I excuse myself and walk to a secluded and private corner of the building. DOD : DA, This is General Delta. You were briefed by DOD on your mission and you are not to disclose in your meeting with the Generals your mission. What's the progress of the meeting? This call is now on conference mode, everyone here in the strategic arms meeting can listen in. Everyone is anxious and you are aware that our time and options are running out. We have to act soon..... DA : Sir, We are faced with multiple developing situations and the General's are doing their best. Here is my dispatch to you : We have much to do as far as my mission goes and in regards to the high level meeting but have to stop to attend to developing situations. Currently Bravo Team led by Major Black have identified a location that could provide us the clues. General Failure has also intercepted a number of transmissions while General Sema has successfully decoded the intercepts. Major Okite of Special Operations revealed that we have multiple areas of threats. Private Chafu of sting team has also recovered some data that could be useful. General Nzomo ( AirForce), General Parts ( Special Forces), General Golf Alpha ( Army ) and Majors are all waiting so that we can put together the clues and intel to come up with an action plan. We are at CODE02-ACTIVE level and the threats are from Multiple regions. Sir! DOD : This is not good, we do not have much time and now the possibility of Multiple attacks puts us in a very dangerous situation. We have never seen this before. It is imperative that you all come up with an action plan to counter very soon or its all over! There maybe no tomorrow. Did you copy that?!! DA : Roger, Sir!. DOD : *Then let us all synchronize our watches as all this will be over in the next 24 hours*. I shall call you for a conference call every hour for an update. The Date and Time now is: Saturday, December 2030, *12:00am*. Enough talk for now, you're excused....<END OF DIAL TONE> DA : Damn! Things are really starting to heat up. I walk back to the meeting room... *Time at Meeting Room: 1205am. *
// Insourcing is not going to work and there has to be a way in which I can make money: outsource services ---artillery to the Swedes, infantry to the Germans and air support to the yanks. Now just how do I get the Joint command to acquiesce? The tea girl? She could come in handy. G A On Jan 20, 2012, at 21:30, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Nzomo>Roger that!
// self thoughts : Cigar case nicely done....Cheers General Nzomo :-)))
And in the meantime.... while the Generals decide Major Ego's fate-- and while Bravo Team under Major Black are continuing with location surveillance--and while General Failure puts together the information---and while all the other Generals, Majors and Private are in discussions, I get a phone call from DOD General Delta, a top Commander who is also in a meeting with strategic arms of the Govt. My call Sign is DA (Defense Analyst). I excuse myself and walk to a secluded and private corner of the building.
DOD : DA, This is General Delta. You were briefed by DOD on your mission and you are not to disclose in your meeting with the Generals your mission. What's the progress of the meeting? This call is now on conference mode, everyone here in the strategic arms meeting can listen in. Everyone is anxious and you are aware that our time and options are running out. We have to act soon.....
DA : Sir, We are faced with multiple developing situations and the General's are doing their best. Here is my dispatch to you : We have much to do as far as my mission goes and in regards to the high level meeting but have to stop to attend to developing situations. Currently Bravo Team led by Major Black have identified a location that could provide us the clues. General Failure has also intercepted a number of transmissions while General Sema has successfully decoded the intercepts. Major Okite of Special Operations revealed that we have multiple areas of threats. Private Chafu of sting team has also recovered some data that could be useful. General Nzomo ( AirForce), General Parts ( Special Forces), General Golf Alpha ( Army ) and Majors are all waiting so that we can put together the clues and intel to come up with an action plan. We are at CODE02-ACTIVE level and the threats are from Multiple regions. Sir!
DOD : This is not good, we do not have much time and now the possibility of Multiple attacks puts us in a very dangerous situation. We have never seen this before. It is imperative that you all come up with an action plan to counter very soon or its all over! There maybe no tomorrow. Did you copy that?!!
DA : Roger, Sir!.
DOD : Then let us all synchronize our watches as all this will be over in the next 24 hours. I shall call you for a conference call every hour for an update. The Date and Time now is: Saturday, December 2030, 12:00am. Enough talk for now, you're excused....<END OF DIAL TONE>
DA : Damn! Things are really starting to heat up. I walk back to the meeting room...
Time at Meeting Room: 1205am.
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Sir! time is running fast..... we have no time, since we have multiple attacks..... I suggest we attack, the most in-significant, of the multiple attacks....that will send the significant, attacks, to panic and so they will fumble.... then, we will be there!! I just hope that we have the correct locations....can we have surveillance, please, on all locations for the last two hours, Sir! //self-thought// could Maj.Ego....be on the opposition team and his good looks, thingy, is just meant to buy time? mmmmmhhhhh, he doesnt look much like someone who could be calling the shots....but there is something about him...I have to keep my eye on him. // “To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.” Kofi Annan On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 10:52 PM, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote:
// Insourcing is not going to work and there has to be a way in which I can make money: outsource services ---artillery to the Swedes, infantry to the Germans and air support to the yanks. Now just how do I get the Joint command to acquiesce? The tea girl? She could come in handy.
G A
On Jan 20, 2012, at 21:30, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Nzomo>Roger that!
// self thoughts : Cigar case nicely done....Cheers General Nzomo :-)))
And in the meantime.... while the Generals decide Major Ego's fate-- and while Bravo Team under Major Black are continuing with location surveillance--and while General Failure puts together the information---and while all the other Generals, Majors and Private are in discussions, I get a phone call from DOD General Delta, a top Commander who is also in a meeting with strategic arms of the Govt. My call Sign is DA (Defense Analyst). I excuse myself and walk to a secluded and private corner of the building.
DOD : DA, This is General Delta. You were briefed by DOD on your mission and you are not to disclose in your meeting with the Generals your mission. What's the progress of the meeting? This call is now on conference mode, everyone here in the strategic arms meeting can listen in. Everyone is anxious and you are aware that our time and options are running out. We have to act soon.....
DA : Sir, We are faced with multiple developing situations and the General's are doing their best. Here is my dispatch to you : We have much to do as far as my mission goes and in regards to the high level meeting but have to stop to attend to developing situations. Currently Bravo Team led by Major Black have identified a location that could provide us the clues. General Failure has also intercepted a number of transmissions while General Sema has successfully decoded the intercepts. Major Okite of Special Operations revealed that we have multiple areas of threats. Private Chafu of sting team has also recovered some data that could be useful. General Nzomo ( AirForce), General Parts ( Special Forces), General Golf Alpha ( Army ) and Majors are all waiting so that we can put together the clues and intel to come up with an action plan. We are at CODE02-ACTIVE level and the threats are from Multiple regions. Sir!
DOD : This is not good, we do not have much time and now the possibility of Multiple attacks puts us in a very dangerous situation. We have never seen this before. It is imperative that you all come up with an action plan to counter very soon or its all over! There maybe no tomorrow. Did you copy that?!!
DA : Roger, Sir!.
DOD : *Then let us all synchronize our watches as all this will be over in the next 24 hours*. I shall call you for a conference call every hour for an update. The Date and Time now is: Saturday, December 2030, *12:00am *. Enough talk for now, you're excused....<END OF DIAL TONE>
DA : Damn! Things are really starting to heat up. I walk back to the meeting room...
*Time at Meeting Room: 1205am. *
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*Top Secret* * * To: General Failure FROM: Major Black 02:00 * * Sir, We have suffered a great loss. One of our assets inside the compound has been killed. The cook was found dead behind the alley not far from the compound. The two supposedly buyer's also left in hurry and whereabouts unknown. At the moment we have nothing concrete to go on but fear our enemies know we are up to something. We are still on the trial of the two in the mean time we await your orders. [image: IPB Image] //battlefield 3 http://www.battlefield.com/battlefield3/videos/fault_line_series_episode_1_b... -- * If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't. - Emerson M. Pugh *
I'm afraid we are unable to launch an airstrike to avenge the cook Ministry of Defense funding has been siphoned towards the new Ministry of Silly Walks <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZlBUglE6Hc> _______________________________________________ *Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.* _______________________________________________ * * 2012/1/21 kris njoroge <krsnjo@gmail.com>
*Top Secret* * * To: General Failure FROM: Major Black
02:00 * * Sir, We have suffered a great loss. One of our assets inside the compound has been killed. The cook was found dead behind the alley not far from the compound. The two supposedly buyer's also left in hurry and whereabouts unknown. At the moment we have nothing concrete to go on but fear our enemies know we are up to something.
We are still on the trial of the two in the mean time we await your orders.
[image: IPB Image]
//battlefield 3
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*Time at Meeting Venue : 230am * * * //Self thoughts: All Generals, Majors and Private been quite at the meeting venue. Some playing Darts, others no one can locate. Team Bravo under Major Black is on the frontline and covert, yet no one here in the meeting knows anymore than the last few hours. It's the youtube channels for now, some moroccan guitar music to keep awake in this meeting venue. :-)) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b82Wce6Pvqk&feature=related
To the CGS: We need you to sign the attached memo. It is for the CIC. We need her to sign the order allowing for foreign military personnel to undertake missions locally. G A On Jan 20, 2012, at 22:52, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote:
// Insourcing is not going to work and there has to be a way in which I can make money: outsource services ---artillery to the Swedes, infantry to the Germans and air support to the yanks. Now just how do I get the Joint command to acquiesce? The tea girl? She could come in handy.
G A
On Jan 20, 2012, at 21:30, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Nzomo>Roger that!
// self thoughts : Cigar case nicely done....Cheers General Nzomo :-)))
And in the meantime.... while the Generals decide Major Ego's fate-- and while Bravo Team under Major Black are continuing with location surveillance--and while General Failure puts together the information---and while all the other Generals, Majors and Private are in discussions, I get a phone call from DOD General Delta, a top Commander who is also in a meeting with strategic arms of the Govt. My call Sign is DA (Defense Analyst). I excuse myself and walk to a secluded and private corner of the building.
DOD : DA, This is General Delta. You were briefed by DOD on your mission and you are not to disclose in your meeting with the Generals your mission. What's the progress of the meeting? This call is now on conference mode, everyone here in the strategic arms meeting can listen in. Everyone is anxious and you are aware that our time and options are running out. We have to act soon.....
DA : Sir, We are faced with multiple developing situations and the General's are doing their best. Here is my dispatch to you : We have much to do as far as my mission goes and in regards to the high level meeting but have to stop to attend to developing situations. Currently Bravo Team led by Major Black have identified a location that could provide us the clues. General Failure has also intercepted a number of transmissions while General Sema has successfully decoded the intercepts. Major Okite of Special Operations revealed that we have multiple areas of threats. Private Chafu of sting team has also recovered some data that could be useful. General Nzomo ( AirForce), General Parts ( Special Forces), General Golf Alpha ( Army ) and Majors are all waiting so that we can put together the clues and intel to come up with an action plan. We are at CODE02-ACTIVE level and the threats are from Multiple regions. Sir!
DOD : This is not good, we do not have much time and now the possibility of Multiple attacks puts us in a very dangerous situation. We have never seen this before. It is imperative that you all come up with an action plan to counter very soon or its all over! There maybe no tomorrow. Did you copy that?!!
DA : Roger, Sir!.
DOD : Then let us all synchronize our watches as all this will be over in the next 24 hours. I shall call you for a conference call every hour for an update. The Date and Time now is: Saturday, December 2030, 12:00am. Enough talk for now, you're excused....<END OF DIAL TONE>
DA : Damn! Things are really starting to heat up. I walk back to the meeting room...
Time at Meeting Room: 1205am.
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*Time at meeting venue : 258am* Captain to General Nzomo Air Force)> Here's an old SIM that was best for training on F16 SIMs. Free Flight in the video. Welcome to my youtube channel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgSGgaH4GM&feature=youtu.be
Great stuff. Was it in use by real AF pilots or Gamers? _______________________________________________ *Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.* _______________________________________________ * * 2012/1/25 aki <aki275@gmail.com>
*Time at meeting venue : 258am*
Captain to General Nzomo Air Force)> Here's an old SIM that was best for training on F16 SIMs. Free Flight in the video. Welcome to my youtube channel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgSGgaH4GM&feature=youtu.be
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NOW used by pseudo-gamer youtube-watching skunks... [?] On Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 5:12 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
Great stuff. Was it in use by real AF pilots or Gamers?
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*Time at meeting venue : 258am*
Captain to General Nzomo Air Force)> Here's an old SIM that was best for training on F16 SIMs. Free Flight in the video. Welcome to my youtube channel : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgSGgaH4GM&feature=youtu.be
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*Time at Meeting Venue: 305am* Captain to General Failure>Roger that! :-) Captain to General Nzomo>That Fighter SIM was created by retired F16 pilots and game developers, it is one of the most realistic SIMs I ever used. Now designated to screen capture on youtube. :-) Captain to General Alpha>Negative on sub-contracting our ops to external forces. We will come around soon enough.. :-) //self thoughts : I need a promotion. Maybe I'll check with General Delta at DOD for re-assignment, we are still at high risk levels. Hohoho...Major Ego is being grilled by General Sema ( Intel ) on his pedicure and good looks: General Sema to Major Ego>Major, what's with the neat and new look? Is this a new look for the armed forces and how much time do you spend in front of a mirror? Major Ego to General Sema>General, the new look is contagious. The armed forces are developing a newer public friendly image, however it went overboard when we received our new look kits. We are able to make the enemy feel like changing themselves without firing a single ammo, which saves us from having to pay for costly bullets, tax payers are happy but ammo manufacturers are not..... General Sema to Major Ego>What about the pedicure? Major Ego to General Sema>General, its an after effect too. This is classified.... //General Sema self thoughts: Major Ego is a trouble maker however he represents a new look un-armed forces. How this will work in the battles remains to be seen. On Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 7:19 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
NOW used by pseudo-gamer youtube-watching skunks... [?]
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*Time at Meeting Venue: 305am*
Captain to General Failure>Roger that! :-)
Captain to General Nzomo>That Fighter SIM was created by retired F16 pilots and game developers, it is one of the most realistic SIMs I ever used. Now designated to screen capture on youtube. :-)
Captain to General Alpha>Negative on sub-contracting our ops to external forces. We will come around soon enough.. :-)
//self thoughts : I need a promotion. Maybe I'll check with General Delta at DOD for re-assignment, we are still at high risk levels. Hohoho...Major Ego is being grilled by General Sema ( Intel ) on his pedicure and good looks:
General Sema to Major Ego>Major, what's with the neat and new look? Is this a new look for the armed forces and how much time do you spend in front of a mirror?
Major Ego to General Sema>General, the new look is contagious. The armed forces are developing a newer public friendly image, however it went overboard when we received our new look kits. We are able to make the enemy feel like changing themselves without firing a single ammo, which saves us from having to pay for costly bullets, tax payers are happy but ammo manufacturers are not.....
General Sema to Major Ego>What about the pedicure?
Major Ego to General Sema>General, its an after effect too. This is classified....
//General Sema self thoughts: Major Ego is a trouble maker however he represents a new look un-armed forces. How this will work in the battles remains to be seen.
On Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 7:19 PM, Garr Patronas <garr.patronas@gmail.com>wrote:
NOW used by pseudo-gamer youtube-watching skunks... [?]
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*Time at meeting venue : 310am* * * My phone rings, it's General Delta from DOD. I quickly sneak away from the meeting room to respond.... DOD: General Delta>DA, any progress to report? We are less than 21hrs away from total mayhem... DA>General Delta,Negative on progress report Sir. We are unable to receive any further communications since the last 3 hours. General Delta>What! This cannot be. We have the best brains at the meeting yet we have no hope?! I'm putting this conversation on conference mode. The rest of strategic arms are here and seem to be doing much better than your meeting. DA>General, I have a proposal Sir!. Pull me out of this meeting for the time being. Priorities have changed on the field fronts but without further data to work with, we will continue to be in the same situation, Sir!. General Delta>DA, you cannot get a promotion nor rank change, it's too late to do this. However, I'm listening to your proposal.. DA>General Sir! Just give me the authorizations and access needed. The rest I shall proceed with. General Delta>*DA, you have the authority of my command and those in the strategic arms here*. What are you going to do?! DA>General Sir! As a first step, send a message to the meeting venue Generals of my authorizations Secondly, I await the satellite data from you and will be in further communication as I leave the meeting, Sir! Over and Out! // self thoughts: time to move out of the meeting venue. I head back to the meeting rooms, *Time at meeting venue: 320am* The Large screen at the meeting venue display a message from DOD : "To all Generals, Majors, Privates : Captain Aki has now received full military authorization to carry out further actions. You are now to support any instructions as required by the Captain. This message will self terminate shortly " Captain to meeting>General, Majors and Privates. DOD message is clear. We will proceed as our Nation requires us to do so. I'm really counting on your support to fulfill my next mission. I shall reveal in the next few minutes.. // self thoughts : Jack Bauer made in KE? We will show Jack how its done in the real world. hohoho... Music pls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_lWPJvJho&feature=related :-))))) My netbook laptop just received a satellite map......
*Date & Time at Meeting venue: Saturday, December 2030, 3:30am* * * //Music, Music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_lWPJvJho&feature=related // Captain to Meeting>Generals, Majors & Private. This will be my last words in this meeting for quite a while. I've just received the satellite map and its data confirms what Major Okite has been passing information on. We are now at a bigger danger than previously known. Here is my brief for this very short meeting, after which I must leave with others: "Approximately 3 hours ago, our entire Eastern & North Eastern Command Defense collapsed and was over run by the armed forces of the neighboring state. The satellite overflew the orbit in the affected areas and relayed back rough estimates of the foreign troops. The entire Eastern Corridor between latitudes 2.5Deg North and 2.0 Deg South are now in enemy hands. They have almost crossed entire North to South 40Deg East Longitude.(http://www.mapsofworld.com/lat_long/kenya-lat-long.html) We have suffered tremendous losses. *The enemy troops are less than 12 hours away from the Capital and we suspect there is much more to this.* They have already established the entire Eastern Command as their territory and are moving heavy and long range weapons for a full out attack on our Capital City. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXIoDLVT-Jw&feature=related) .My analysis is not yet complete but will relay further data once in the air." Captain to Meeting>Generals, Majors & Private. Every minute counts. Now I must inform you of my immediate mission plan. Its called "*Operation Aiii-Phone & Aiiii-Pad*". *Captain to Major Black (Team Bravo)* > Major, please hold your position until General's Failure, Sema and Myself get there. Lock down the entire area as your location is a high profile target. No enters or leaves the area, we suspect the device called "Aiii-Phone" is in some building near your location. I shall reveal more as soon as we reach your location. *Captain to General's Failure(Data Kommand) & Sema(Intel)>* Generals, you will accompany me to the location of Team Bravo. Please prepare yourselves as we will be Airlifted to Team Bravo location very soon. As we do not have time to relay the data on the "Aii-Phone", you will have to perform the analysis right at the location. General Sema, you expertise will be useful to extract more information should we get hold of some high profile targets. Captain to Major Okite> Major Okite, you are in charge of Special Operations and will now be taking command of the meeting venue. We will keep the communications channels open and you will be our liaison between the field Ops and Meeting Venue Generals, Majors. Captain to General Nzomo ( air Force )>General, we need to be Airlifted to Major Black position. Total flight time is 2 hours, you will provide air cover and advance jamming when the time comes. However, you are also very busy along the 40Deg East Longitude providing Air Support to General Alpha ( Army ), please do keep us posted via Major Okite. I'm not sure why the enemy have not yet used their Air Force, it could be they lack facilities yet to be captured. Captain to General Alpha ( Army ) > General, you have less than 5 hours to deploy our Armour and Troops to the entire Eastern Corridor 40Deg East Longitude. You are our last hope, you must find a way to hold down the enemy advances until we are able to put together what exactly they want with their armed forces advances. Keep us posted via Major Okite Captain to General Parts ( Special forces ) > General, Privates Chafu is to be inserted behind enemy lines 3.359889,42.247925 to extract "Aiii-Pad". We also require two more Special forces Companies to backup Major Black of Team Bravo at his location. keep us posted via Major Okite Captain to Privates Chafu> Privates, you must go behind enemy lines 3.359889,42.247925 with three special forces teams which will provide you cover to extract "Aiii-Pad". Keep us posted via Major Okite when you locate device. Other majors are welcome to join you on your mission *Over and Out on instructions*. Captain to General Failure & General Sema> Generals, let us leave this meeting venue and wait for the Air Lift Launchpad. We await General Nzomo's aircraft. /// Music ends... for now///
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 3:50am *//Music, Music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_lWPJvJho&feature=related // Generals Failure, General Sema & Captain Aki airborne and bound for Major Black ( Team Bravo ) position ( 2.04237,45.347421 ) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQPPMcUZSEU //Self thoughts: This is point of no return, we must carry out *Operation Aiii-Phone & Aiiii-Pad*. It is critical that we get it these devices..... *Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 4:15am* *25 minutes into Helicopter Flight : Onboard the helicopter with General Sema and General Failure .*
Team Bravo: Major black Message received and securing perimeter the drop site is secured coordinates already relayed On 27 Jan 2012 06:07, "aki" <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 3:50am *//Music, Music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_lWPJvJho&feature=related //
Generals Failure, General Sema & Captain Aki airborne and bound for Major Black ( Team Bravo ) position ( 2.04237,45.347421 ) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQPPMcUZSEU
//Self thoughts: This is point of no return, we must carry out *Operation Aiii-Phone & Aiiii-Pad*. It is critical that we get it these devices.....
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 4:15am*
*25 minutes into Helicopter Flight : Onboard the helicopter with General Sema and General Failure .*
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*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 4:45am* Captain to Major Black (Team Bravo)> Roger that Major! ETA 1 hour. *1 hour into Helicopter Flight : Onboard the helicopter with General Sema and General Failure* //self thoughts: We have no detailed feedback from any Generals or Majors on any developments. After my brief before leaving the meeting venue, I gave each person in the meeting directions and clues of how they cal tell their own story and sequence of events. Hope other Generals, Majors and Privates will liven it up soon whether offensive or defensive actions, else it just maybe up to very few to save the situation and too late. On Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 10:12 AM, kris njoroge <krsnjo@gmail.com> wrote:
Team Bravo: Major black Message received and securing perimeter the drop site is secured coordinates already relayed
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 5:50am * * * */// Arrived at **Location : **2.04237,45.347421 -- Behind Enemy Lines, on location Major Black & Team Bravo--** ///* * * Captain to Major Black>SALUTE! ( exchange mutual respect and greetings with Team Bravo. Wow, what a team! These guys are some tough special forces soldiers. All in Comms gear, painted faces & armed to the teeth. A special tribute to Team Bravo : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9DzTVeCSi4&feature=related ) Captain to Major Black>Major, it's almost dawn and we have lost the element of a surprise raid. I also see General Parts (Special Forces) has not provided two other Special Forces Companies as requested. We may not make it alive out of here as we are outnumbered and out gunned! Damn you General Parts! ................short pause................. /// Music Music : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_lWPJvJho&feature=related Captain to Major Black>Major, you shall lead the mission to recover the Aiiii-Phone. According to its signal trace, it's not more than 2 building blocks away from here. We suspect this device contain Maps, Location and Names of events taking place along the entire 40Deg East Longitude. We are not even aware of the current progress on the front as there's total radio silence from other Generals and Majors. Upon its recovery, it'll be handed over to General Failure to decode the contents for immediate action while en-route to LZ, while should you detain some high profile targets these will be handed over to General Sema for further interrogation. These suspects can be placed in some of the recovery vehicles. ......short pause............ Captain to Major Black>Major, immediately the first gun shots are fired by your team, this area will be swarming with enemy forces. Seems they know we are here but have not known the exact location. *We will have very little time from then to recover, and retreat to LZ once it all starts*. ......short pause...... Captain to Major>Over to you Major. You may begin as you are the lead command here in this operation. Give me a weapon too, I'll cover you when and as needed. And finally Major, civilians are not to be harmed as we have a reputation to uphold. ///The Operation recover Aiiii-Phone has been initiated. Music continues........///// * *
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 5:55am * * * *GAME OVER! :-) * * * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrKN3sS4LAA&feature=related :-))))))) Captain to Major Black>All players have retired. Since we do not want this thread to exceed 100, it's time to call it Game Over. Hahaha... :-))))))) *Summary of how the email based simulation game turned out:* // Aiii-Phone revealed names and locations but Aiii-Pad revealed a very lethal plan from a separate western front. Capital city was circled but managed to drive back after a hard battle. Eventually the meeting did take place and in it were some of the informers who got picked one by one to face military court. Its true---this game was too big for a mailing list and also required players who understood roles in depth detail. Google, Wikipedia will help to a certain level on videos or music or images, the rest of the content is all creativity and knowledge. This email game was not the usual Delta Force or Snipers, Helicopter, Tank and Flight Sims etc but whose goal was creativity, some humor and strategic thinking. Better luck next time on another game. Over and Out. :-)
Major black to captain Was just getting ready to roll out and lead team bravo in. Thehehehe at least played me part and got the aii-phone // guess guys got busy with nation building would have been nice if they had participated it would have made it more interesting. Now the 100th mail is mine On 28 Jan 2012 21:10, "aki" <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 5:55am * * * *GAME OVER! :-) * * * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrKN3sS4LAA&feature=related :-)))))))
Captain to Major Black>All players have retired. Since we do not want this thread to exceed 100, it's time to call it Game Over. Hahaha... :-)))))))
*Summary of how the email based simulation game turned out:*
// Aiii-Phone revealed names and locations but Aiii-Pad revealed a very lethal plan from a separate western front. Capital city was circled but managed to drive back after a hard battle. Eventually the meeting did take place and in it were some of the informers who got picked one by one to face military court. Its true---this game was too big for a mailing list and also required players who understood roles in depth detail. Google, Wikipedia will help to a certain level on videos or music or images, the rest of the content is all creativity and knowledge. This email game was not the usual Delta Force or Snipers, Helicopter, Tank and Flight Sims etc but whose goal was creativity, some humor and strategic thinking.
Better luck next time on another game.
Over and Out. :-)
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*100* _______________________________________________ *Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.* _______________________________________________ * * 2012/1/28 kris njoroge <krsnjo@gmail.com>
Major black to captain Was just getting ready to roll out and lead team bravo in. Thehehehe at least played me part and got the aii-phone
// guess guys got busy with nation building would have been nice if they had participated it would have made it more interesting. Now the 100th mail is mine On 28 Jan 2012 21:10, "aki" <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 5:55am * * * *GAME OVER! :-) * * * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrKN3sS4LAA&feature=related :-)))))))
Captain to Major Black>All players have retired. Since we do not want this thread to exceed 100, it's time to call it Game Over. Hahaha... :-)))))))
*Summary of how the email based simulation game turned out:*
// Aiii-Phone revealed names and locations but Aiii-Pad revealed a very lethal plan from a separate western front. Capital city was circled but managed to drive back after a hard battle. Eventually the meeting did take place and in it were some of the informers who got picked one by one to face military court. Its true---this game was too big for a mailing list and also required players who understood roles in depth detail. Google, Wikipedia will help to a certain level on videos or music or images, the rest of the content is all creativity and knowledge. This email game was not the usual Delta Force or Snipers, Helicopter, Tank and Flight Sims etc but whose goal was creativity, some humor and strategic thinking.
Better luck next time on another game.
Over and Out. :-)
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Ok On 29 Jan 2012 02:08, "James Nzomo" <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
*100*
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2012/1/28 kris njoroge <krsnjo@gmail.com>
Major black to captain Was just getting ready to roll out and lead team bravo in. Thehehehe at least played me part and got the aii-phone
// guess guys got busy with nation building would have been nice if they had participated it would have made it more interesting. Now the 100th mail is mine On 28 Jan 2012 21:10, "aki" <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
*Date & Time : Saturday, December 2030, 5:55am * * * *GAME OVER! :-) * * * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrKN3sS4LAA&feature=related :-)))))))
Captain to Major Black>All players have retired. Since we do not want this thread to exceed 100, it's time to call it Game Over. Hahaha... :-)))))))
*Summary of how the email based simulation game turned out:*
// Aiii-Phone revealed names and locations but Aiii-Pad revealed a very lethal plan from a separate western front. Capital city was circled but managed to drive back after a hard battle. Eventually the meeting did take place and in it were some of the informers who got picked one by one to face military court. Its true---this game was too big for a mailing list and also required players who understood roles in depth detail. Google, Wikipedia will help to a certain level on videos or music or images, the rest of the content is all creativity and knowledge. This email game was not the usual Delta Force or Snipers, Helicopter, Tank and Flight Sims etc but whose goal was creativity, some humor and strategic thinking.
Better luck next time on another game.
Over and Out. :-)
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Major Ego reporting for meeeting, sorry I'm late but I got so enthralled at looking at my reflection in the mirror and then ended up being late for my manicure appointment. A soldiers has to look good you know Wipes dirt off shoulder. Looks at tea girl supsiciously
Captain to Major Ego>Welcome Major to the meeting. // self thoughts: hohohoho...:-))))) Does Major Ego have a portable mirror in his pocket?!! How do I look is what is on his mind all the time. Someone save us from this eventual meeting! :-)))))) On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 3:42 PM, Gituma Nturibi <gnturibi@gmail.com> wrote:
Major Ego reporting for meeeting, sorry I'm late but I got so enthralled at looking at my reflection in the mirror and then ended up being late for my manicure appointment. A soldiers has to look good you know Wipes dirt off shoulder. Looks at tea girl supsiciously
<static> General Failure to Base(10)...General Failure to Base(10)... Sierra-November-Alpha-Foxtrot-Uniform. Repeat. Sierra-November-Alpha-Foxtrot-Uniform. Our intelligence units have suffered a major setback. For a period of 24hours beginning 0001hrs on the 18th of February, there seems to have been a deliberate data blackout... Roger... <radio static>Sierra-Osc///-P///-//pha</radio static> We have received reports of Operation SOPA. Confirm this, over. <static><static><static> We are not able to raise DataCentral agents "WIKI-P" and "G00G". Send coordinates if available. Over and out <static> On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 12:27 PM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to Generals, Majors & Private>General Sema confirms location. We are now CODE02 - ACTIVE.
Captain to General Failure>Do you have Satellite Data for the location? We need to know more from the Satellite to activate logistics, terrian carriers, Area of Operations.
Captain to General Nzom0 (Air Force), General Golf Alpha ( Army), General Parts ( Special Forces ), General Ballzy ( Navy? ) > General's, when we have more information from General Failure on Terrain, logistics, Area of Operations, we must go active on deployment. As your Defence Analyst, I must ask this of the General's : What divisions of the armed forces do we have at our disposal and equipment for Ops Area?
We are CODE02 - ACTIVE. ALPHA-CHARLIE-TANGO-INDIA-VICTOR-ECHO !
// self thoughts : Private(s)Chafe has done a humane thing of removing the goats from area of Ops. BUT he still has a Yellow Card...hohoho.
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Gen Failure to Cap Aki: <uber-whisper> captain, now that we have a soon-to-retire general, lets set up a kamikaze operation. Gen Alpha flies the first sortie into enemy territory. On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 8:05 AM, aki <aki275@gmail.com> wrote:
Captain to General Golf Alpha(Army)>SALUTE! Welcome to the meeting General. The meeting has not yet begun as we are at the moment dealing with a developing situation in southern part of +252, as briefed by Major Okite . All Generals are CODE01-Standby. We await further word from both General's Sema (Intel) & Failure(Data Command) on what is happening so as to immediately chart out our action plan.
// self thought : Private(s)Chafu is a big let down, empty promises all the time. That barbecue never happened, this is a Yellow Card offence. Is Private(s)Chafu involved in some way with the Tea Girl?
On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:26 PM, GArum <gilbert.arum@gmail.com> wrote:
General Golf Alpha here. What can the army do you for? BTW I retire in six months.
G A
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GArum -
Gichingiri Kuria -
Gichu -
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Ian Macharia -
James Nzomo -
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Kelvin -
kris njoroge -
MotoBaridi -
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