Offtopic Friday: Things to try with your laptop on a plane with WI-FI...
Things to try with your laptop on a plane with WI-FI. 1. Take laptop slowly out of case. 2. Slowly open your laptop 3. Switch laptop on 4. Make sure neighbors are watching.. <This works best on the aisle or middle seat for maximum effect> 5. Go online. 6. Close your eyes and tilt head upwards. 7. Take a very deep breath and open following link 8. http://bit.ly/7DAo 9. Close eyes again and tilt your head upwards and silently mumble as if in prayer. 10. Wait and see what your fellow passengers will do. ------------------------------ DISCLAIMER This email if for fun and only fun - if you use this email to do the above. Utashikwa, upigwe na passenger wengine ... then you will be tied up in the back seat and watched closely until you land... Then they will hand you over to the next airport police...<even if its not your destination, you will lose your transit visa and ticket>.. then... By the time you leave the airport - your things will have been thoroughly searched [including all your body cavities [?]] - your life background will also be scrutinized and confirmed. Then they will call your parents, girlfriend, nursery school teacher, favourite lecturer and your current employer (who probably hates you) . By the time you leave the airport grounds it will be 48 hours later and that's on condition they realize that you pose no actual threat... So dont try this at home - please !
LOL! I bet the air marshall seated behind you wont let you see what the fellow passengers will do, coz you will most likely be on the floor with them pining you down with superman force. or maybe you will be dead already. On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:42 AM, ndungu stephen <ndungustephen@gmail.com>wrote:
Things to try with your laptop on a plane with WI-FI.
1. Take laptop slowly out of case.
2. Slowly open your laptop
3. Switch laptop on
4. Make sure neighbors are watching.. <This works best on the aisle or middle seat for maximum effect>
5. Go online.
6. Close your eyes and tilt head upwards.
7. Take a very deep breath and open following link
9. Close eyes again and tilt your head upwards and silently mumble as if in prayer.
10. Wait and see what your fellow passengers will do.
------------------------------
DISCLAIMER
This email if for fun and only fun - if you use this email to do the above. Utashikwa, upigwe na passenger wengine ... then you will be tied up in the back seat and watched closely until you land...
Then they will hand you over to the next airport police...<even if its not your destination, you will lose your transit visa and ticket>.. then...
By the time you leave the airport - your things will have been thoroughly searched [including all your body cavities [?]] - your life background will also be scrutinized and confirmed. Then they will call your parents, girlfriend, nursery school teacher, favourite lecturer and your current employer (who probably hates you) .
By the time you leave the airport grounds it will be 48 hours later and that's on condition they realize that you pose no actual threat... So dont try this at home - please !
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This is an IT way of comiiting suicide..... il be beaten to death On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:48 AM, Peter Karunyu <pkarunyu@gmail.com> wrote:
LOL! I bet the air marshall seated behind you wont let you see what the fellow passengers will do, coz you will most likely be on the floor with them pining you down with superman force. or maybe you will be dead already.
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:42 AM, ndungu stephen <ndungustephen@gmail.com>wrote:
Things to try with your laptop on a plane with WI-FI.
1. Take laptop slowly out of case.
2. Slowly open your laptop
3. Switch laptop on
4. Make sure neighbors are watching.. <This works best on the aisle or middle seat for maximum effect>
5. Go online.
6. Close your eyes and tilt head upwards.
7. Take a very deep breath and open following link
9. Close eyes again and tilt your head upwards and silently mumble as if in prayer.
10. Wait and see what your fellow passengers will do.
------------------------------
DISCLAIMER
This email if for fun and only fun - if you use this email to do the above. Utashikwa, upigwe na passenger wengine ... then you will be tied up in the back seat and watched closely until you land...
Then they will hand you over to the next airport police...<even if its not your destination, you will lose your transit visa and ticket>.. then...
By the time you leave the airport - your things will have been thoroughly searched [including all your body cavities [?]] - your life background will also be scrutinized and confirmed. Then they will call your parents, girlfriend, nursery school teacher, favourite lecturer and your current employer (who probably hates you) .
By the time you leave the airport grounds it will be 48 hours later and that's on condition they realize that you pose no actual threat... So dont try this at home - please !
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Nice one Steve! On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 7:05 PM, Brian Mang'oli <brayous@gmail.com> wrote:
This is an IT way of comiiting suicide..... il be beaten to death
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:48 AM, Peter Karunyu <pkarunyu@gmail.com>wrote:
LOL! I bet the air marshall seated behind you wont let you see what the fellow passengers will do, coz you will most likely be on the floor with them pining you down with superman force. or maybe you will be dead already.
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:42 AM, ndungu stephen <ndungustephen@gmail.com
wrote:
Things to try with your laptop on a plane with WI-FI.
1. Take laptop slowly out of case.
2. Slowly open your laptop
3. Switch laptop on
4. Make sure neighbors are watching.. <This works best on the aisle or middle seat for maximum effect>
5. Go online.
6. Close your eyes and tilt head upwards.
7. Take a very deep breath and open following link
9. Close eyes again and tilt your head upwards and silently mumble as if in prayer.
10. Wait and see what your fellow passengers will do.
------------------------------
DISCLAIMER
This email if for fun and only fun - if you use this email to do the above. Utashikwa, upigwe na passenger wengine ... then you will be tied up in the back seat and watched closely until you land...
Then they will hand you over to the next airport police...<even if its not your destination, you will lose your transit visa and ticket>.. then...
By the time you leave the airport - your things will have been thoroughly searched [including all your body cavities [?]] - your life background will also be scrutinized and confirmed. Then they will call your parents, girlfriend, nursery school teacher, favourite lecturer and your current employer (who probably hates you) .
By the time you leave the airport grounds it will be 48 hours later and that's on condition they realize that you pose no actual threat... So dont try this at home - please !
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ehehehe. Made my Sunday On Sun, Jan 31, 2010 at 11:40 AM, Kago Kagichiri <thekenyanprince@gmail.com>wrote:
Nice one Steve!
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 7:05 PM, Brian Mang'oli <brayous@gmail.com> wrote:
This is an IT way of comiiting suicide..... il be beaten to death
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:48 AM, Peter Karunyu <pkarunyu@gmail.com>wrote:
LOL! I bet the air marshall seated behind you wont let you see what the fellow passengers will do, coz you will most likely be on the floor with them pining you down with superman force. or maybe you will be dead already.
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:42 AM, ndungu stephen < ndungustephen@gmail.com> wrote:
Things to try with your laptop on a plane with WI-FI.
1. Take laptop slowly out of case.
2. Slowly open your laptop
3. Switch laptop on
4. Make sure neighbors are watching.. <This works best on the aisle or middle seat for maximum effect>
5. Go online.
6. Close your eyes and tilt head upwards.
7. Take a very deep breath and open following link
9. Close eyes again and tilt your head upwards and silently mumble as if in prayer.
10. Wait and see what your fellow passengers will do.
------------------------------
DISCLAIMER
This email if for fun and only fun - if you use this email to do the above. Utashikwa, upigwe na passenger wengine ... then you will be tied up in the back seat and watched closely until you land...
Then they will hand you over to the next airport police...<even if its not your destination, you will lose your transit visa and ticket>.. then...
By the time you leave the airport - your things will have been thoroughly searched [including all your body cavities [?]] - your life background will also be scrutinized and confirmed. Then they will call your parents, girlfriend, nursery school teacher, favourite lecturer and your current employer (who probably hates you) .
By the time you leave the airport grounds it will be 48 hours later and that's on condition they realize that you pose no actual threat... So dont try this at home - please !
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LOOOOOOL!!! You should have indicated hapo Juu *SFW! * On Sun, Jan 31, 2010 at 1:45 PM, Joram Gachuiri <jgachuirii@gmail.com>wrote:
ehehehe. Made my Sunday
On Sun, Jan 31, 2010 at 11:40 AM, Kago Kagichiri < thekenyanprince@gmail.com> wrote:
Nice one Steve!
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 7:05 PM, Brian Mang'oli <brayous@gmail.com>wrote:
This is an IT way of comiiting suicide..... il be beaten to death
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:48 AM, Peter Karunyu <pkarunyu@gmail.com>wrote:
LOL! I bet the air marshall seated behind you wont let you see what the fellow passengers will do, coz you will most likely be on the floor with them pining you down with superman force. or maybe you will be dead already.
On Fri, Jan 29, 2010 at 11:42 AM, ndungu stephen < ndungustephen@gmail.com> wrote:
Things to try with your laptop on a plane with WI-FI.
1. Take laptop slowly out of case.
2. Slowly open your laptop
3. Switch laptop on
4. Make sure neighbors are watching.. <This works best on the aisle or middle seat for maximum effect>
5. Go online.
6. Close your eyes and tilt head upwards.
7. Take a very deep breath and open following link
9. Close eyes again and tilt your head upwards and silently mumble as if in prayer.
10. Wait and see what your fellow passengers will do.
------------------------------
DISCLAIMER
This email if for fun and only fun - if you use this email to do the above. Utashikwa, upigwe na passenger wengine ... then you will be tied up in the back seat and watched closely until you land...
Then they will hand you over to the next airport police...<even if its not your destination, you will lose your transit visa and ticket>.. then...
By the time you leave the airport - your things will have been thoroughly searched [including all your body cavities [?]] - your life background will also be scrutinized and confirmed. Then they will call your parents, girlfriend, nursery school teacher, favourite lecturer and your current employer (who probably hates you) .
By the time you leave the airport grounds it will be 48 hours later and that's on condition they realize that you pose no actual threat... So dont try this at home - please !
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