Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.” “Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.” Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?” God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.
There are two hard problems in Programming: 1. Naming things 2. Cache invalidation 3. And off by one errors -- Kili.io - OpenStack for Africa: kili.io Musings: twitter.com/varud <https://twitter.com/varud> About Adam: www.linkedin.com/in/adamcnelson On Sun, Nov 17, 2013 at 6:58 AM, Ken Muturi <muturiken@gmail.com> wrote:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.
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Somewhat silly, but: Richard M. Stallman <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman>, Linus Torvalds <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_Torvalds>, and Donald E. Knuth<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_knuth>engage in a discussion on whose impact on the computerized world was the greatest. Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!" Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!" Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that." If you are into editor wars (emacs vs vi) this might give you a good laugh: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html If you've tried it (ed) the part on a typical novice's session will give you a good laugh. On Mon, Nov 18, 2013 at 8:32 AM, Adam Nelson <adam@varud.com> wrote:
There are two hard problems in Programming:
1. Naming things 2. Cache invalidation 3. And off by one errors
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On Sun, Nov 17, 2013 at 6:58 AM, Ken Muturi <muturiken@gmail.com> wrote:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.
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Do people on this list ever sleep? P.S. Vi won the war hands down ;) Check out Linux journal December edition. On Dec 12, 2013 4:18 AM, "Kenny Rachuonyo" <krmboya@gmail.com> wrote:
Somewhat silly, but:
Richard M. Stallman <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman>, Linus Torvalds <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_Torvalds>, and Donald E. Knuth <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_knuth> engage in a discussion on whose impact on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!" Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!" Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."
If you are into editor wars (emacs vs vi) this might give you a good laugh: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
If you've tried it (ed) the part on a typical novice's session will give you a good laugh.
On Mon, Nov 18, 2013 at 8:32 AM, Adam Nelson <adam@varud.com> wrote:
There are two hard problems in Programming:
1. Naming things 2. Cache invalidation 3. And off by one errors
-- Kili.io - OpenStack for Africa: kili.io Musings: twitter.com/varud <https://twitter.com/varud> About Adam: www.linkedin.com/in/adamcnelson
On Sun, Nov 17, 2013 at 6:58 AM, Ken Muturi <muturiken@gmail.com> wrote:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.
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P.S. Vi won the war hands down ;) Check out Linux journal December edition.
I don't have a Linux Journal subscription, but if it was a poll I can assure you emacs users were too busy hacking away with/on their beloved editor to vote ;) On Thu, Dec 12, 2013 at 4:21 AM, Brian Ngure <brian@pixie.co.ke> wrote:
Do people on this list ever sleep?
P.S. Vi won the war hands down ;) Check out Linux journal December edition. On Dec 12, 2013 4:18 AM, "Kenny Rachuonyo" <krmboya@gmail.com> wrote:
Somewhat silly, but:
Richard M. Stallman <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stallman>, Linus Torvalds <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_Torvalds>, and Donald E. Knuth <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_knuth> engage in a discussion on whose impact on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!" Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!" Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."
If you are into editor wars (emacs vs vi) this might give you a good laugh: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
If you've tried it (ed) the part on a typical novice's session will give you a good laugh.
On Mon, Nov 18, 2013 at 8:32 AM, Adam Nelson <adam@varud.com> wrote:
There are two hard problems in Programming:
1. Naming things 2. Cache invalidation 3. And off by one errors
-- Kili.io - OpenStack for Africa: kili.io Musings: twitter.com/varud <https://twitter.com/varud> About Adam: www.linkedin.com/in/adamcnelson
On Sun, Nov 17, 2013 at 6:58 AM, Ken Muturi <muturiken@gmail.com> wrote:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.
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@ Adam. Off by one...hilarious! :-D On Mon, Nov 18, 2013 at 6:32 AM, Adam Nelson <adam@varud.com> wrote:
There are two hard problems in Programming:
1. Naming things 2. Cache invalidation 3. And off by one errors
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On Sun, Nov 17, 2013 at 6:58 AM, Ken Muturi <muturiken@gmail.com> wrote:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.
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