I found this funny. At least it made me appreciate that we have quite a number of mobile providers.... we are spoilt for choice

Safaricom:

The annoying wife you'll never leave

Zain:

The comforting clande you keep running to

YU:

The enticing secretary you keep thinking of hitting

Orange:

The neighbours wife you wonder about how anyone can love and marry such a hag

Telkom:

The neighbouhood mboch you are hitting at and you dont want anyone to know about.