Captain to General N>Roger that! General, you should be aware that we are CODE 01- Standby as per instructions received from Major Okite. Awaiting further instructions from Generals' Sema & Failure. // self thought : Hohohoho!! LOL!! internal laughter suppressed and biting hard on cigar so as not to disturb the meeting. :-)))) This General N is crazy, Project EYE SOAP is amazing beyond words. On Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 8:04 PM, James Nzomo <kazikubwa@gmail.com> wrote:
Gen. N. To Capt. Aki Well i guess i owe you an explanation then. What i'm about to tell you is top secret so you better sit down, have a cigar and spread the word.
Now we recently received intel that the fellas over at .cx cl domain were developing a super weapon. So we sent spy planes to investigate. Only one pilot made it back but BLIND ..and chanting the phrase goats.cxxxx.
So we setup a top secret research facity....one devoted to counter the new threat to national security... Enter Project EYE SOAP!
The countermeasure is still under active development. And thus not yet full proof. Of the 10 monkeys we tested 9 had to undergo eye and brain amputation to save the rest of the body from goatse poisoning. The last is currently recouperating at KNH
Damn you Goatse!