[Skunkworks] Looking for a Gizmuduz....

Hey Skunkers, 'm looking for a Gizmuduz...someone... who can give a talk about the new technology devices i.e. tablets, smartphones, Ipad etc from a security perspective. And may I add...(s)he should be able to practically walk the audience thro (or make them appreciate) the device's functionality/features from each family i.e. a smart phone & a tablet or Ipad as they deliver their presentation. Anyone? CM