Awesome!!! Lol! And the floods(viruses) came........then Noah(ken
Thompson) built the Ark - MV Unix!
>> 1.
>>
>> In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he
>> created the Word.
>> 2.
>>
>> And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God
>> separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
>> 3.
>>
>> And God said – Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said – Let
>> the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and
>> hard
>> disks and compact disks.
>> 4.
>>
>> And God said – Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put
>> floppy disks and compact disks. Then God created computers and called
>> them
>> hardware.
>> 5.
>>
>> And there was no software yet. But God created programs; small and
>> big... And told them _ Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the
>> Memory.
>> 6.
>>
>> And God said – I will create the programmer; And the Programmer will
>> make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.
>> 7.
>>
>> And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God
>> showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said: You can use all the
>> volumes
>> and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
>> 8.
>>
>> And God said – It is not good for the Programmer to be alone. He took a
>> bone from the Programmer’s body and created a creature that would look
>> up at
>> the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called
>> the
>> creature: the User.
>> 9.
>>
>> And the programmer and the user were left under the naked DOS and it
>> was Good.
>>
>> But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said
>> to the User – Did God really tell you not to run any programs?
>> 11.
>>
>> And the user answered – God told us that we can use every program and
>> every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.
>> 12.
>>
>> And Bill said to the User – How can you talk about something you did
>> not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God.
>> You
>> will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your
>> mouse.
>> 13.
>>
>> And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier
>> to use. And the User saw that any knowledge that was useless-since
>> Windows
>> could replace it.
>> 14.
>>
>> So the User installed the Windows on her computer and said to the
>> programmer that it was good.
>> 15.
>>
>> And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God
>> asked him – What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered – I
>> am
>> looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God
>> said
>> – Who told you you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the
>> Programmer
>> said – It was Bill who told us to !
>> 16.
>>
>> And God said to Bill – Because of what you did you will be hated by all
>> the creatures. And the user will always be unhappy with you. And you
>> will
>> always sell Windows.
>> 17.
>>
>> And God said to the User – Because of what you did, the Windows will
>> disappoint you and eat up all of your resources; And you will have to
>> use
>> lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.
>> 18.
>>
>> And God said to the Programmer – Because you listened to the User you
>> will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will
>> have to
>> fix them and fix them to the end of time.
>> 19.
>>
>> And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and
>> secured it with a password.
>> 20.
>>
>> GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT`
>>
>>
>>
>> hav a windows free week..... ;)
>>
>>
>> --
>> Regards
>>
>> Mathu
>>
>>
http://sojjar.blogspot.com
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