Please note:

 

The following conversation never happened.

 

You are now welcome to Skunkworks Mailing list.

To ensure your registration completed, ensure the following is taken care of.

1. Your sleep patterns have been listed here.

2. Your area of expertize is listed here.

3. Age, Language and as mentioned earlier, passport size photograph with 3 Model shoots sent to list members. ( This is for your benefit not ours )

4. Are you a liberal , republican or a democrat? ( Information required )

5. Do you enjoy shoe throwing or are you a stone thrower?

6. Are you a musician or do you enjoy Music? If both, please give ellaborate descriptions of your tastes, such information relates to sharing and caring as brought forward by the bible.

7. Are you a member?

8. Do you visit the YWCA

9. Is going green the better option?

10. What is your phone number in case someone on the list requires a gender sensitive opinion?

 

I am asking all these questions for the benefit of the listers.

 

 

Taking in to consideration that i am the watchman.. and i am.

 

Please be weary of your position and do ensure you answer honestly. This is my final answer. And i will not take the box!

 

 

Good morning Skunks! how be all ?

 

;)

 

...and I shall shed my light over dark evil.
For the dark things cannot stand the light.

I AM THE WATCHMAN!