On Tue, Aug 4, 2009 at 5:13 PM, Evans Ikua<
ikua.evans@gmail.com> wrote:
> Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates,
> we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've
> been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me
> in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in
> which you'll be locked up forever."
>
> Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are
> tormented and tortured.
>
> He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased
> about and devoured by starving lions.
>
> Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young
> blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there
> is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the
> corner.
>
> Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
>
> "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room
> after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
>
> "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place
> of all!"
>
> "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it
> and the girl hasn't!"
>
> "What about the PC?"
>
> "It's got Windows XP!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys,"
>
> "Which three?"
>
> "Control, Alt and Delete."