On 16/08/2011, Okechukwu <
okechukwu@gmail.com> wrote:
> QMblayo - si you buy a new one? LOL
>
> ./Ok3ch
>
> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:46 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe <
blongwe@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>> Hehehe - clearly skunks wamezoa IM chat and SMS! LoL
>> I wrote this on my Macbook Air...
>> Mblayo
>>
>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM, David Mugo <
raidarmax@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> Cant read a story that long with such long paragraphs, actually, I dont
>>> believe you lost the IDIOT... I am sure you wrote this email on it.
>>>
>>> David.
>>>
>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:41 PM, Pithon Kamau <
pitkag@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Summarize, hii stori ni mrefu sana
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:39 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe <
blongwe@gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> [sorry it's a bit long]
>>>>> woiyeee, boohoohoohoo, nisaindie yameni.....
>>>>> *wipes tears, blows nose and snuffles loudly*
>>>>> I lost my beloved, cherished Huawei IDEOS smart(est) phone....
>>>>> It was a cold, dark night in Gaborone - and it also happened to be my
>>>>> birthday. My work colleagues took me out for dinner and even before it
>>>>> was
>>>>> over, begged their leave and left me all alone in this vibrant, classy
>>>>> and
>>>>> quite well visited restaurant. Sitting on a stool next to our table was
>>>>> a
>>>>> vocalist - belting out golden oldies, and every two or three songs
>>>>> wishing
>>>>> me a happy birthday on the mic and dedicating a song to me (maybe it
>>>>> was the
>>>>> 100 Pula tip I gave him for singing "Malaika" so well).
>>>>> So here I am, all alone - finishing my meal and wondering how the rest
>>>>> of my birthday evening was going to be. Then I get a pat on my back and
>>>>> a
>>>>> guy I had been introduced to the previous week says hi and asks if he
>>>>> can
>>>>> join the table. I welcome him and he sits down, waves a hand in the air
>>>>> and
>>>>> "poof!" 3 dazzling ladies appear - one is his sister, the other his
>>>>> girlfriend and the third a cousin. After about another hour, the
>>>>> vocalist's
>>>>> crooning get's a bit tiring and my newfound friends suggests we find a
>>>>> place
>>>>> with a little more 'life'. Of course I am game. After a short drive we
>>>>> arrive at 'G-West' - Gaborone's equivalent of F1. We join the already
>>>>> crowded top level, find a corner at the bar, lean back and try to allow
>>>>> the
>>>>> pulsating 'house' music to sink in. By around mid-night I'm kinda ready
>>>>> for
>>>>> bed, but my friends... no way! By now they know it's my birthday and
>>>>> want to
>>>>> make sure that it is well celebrated. So we depart - driving about 30
>>>>> klicks
>>>>> outside of Gaborone CBD to the only 24 hour joint - "Magic King" -
>>>>> which is
>>>>> absolutely packed to the brim - we try to fight our way to the bar to
>>>>> get a
>>>>> drink, give up mid dance floor, and turn back to try get out of the
>>>>> entrance
>>>>> we came in.
>>>>> That is when the "tsotsis" (mbulale mbastards) make their move - in a
>>>>> very well orchestrated motion, I (unknowingly) am surrounded by about 5
>>>>> guys
>>>>> who seem to be dancing around me - their hands are raised, at least
>>>>> that's
>>>>> what it looks like, and their heads are bobbing to the loud, glaring
>>>>> beats
>>>>> of the 'house' music. As I try to shuffle towards the entrance, I
>>>>> realise
>>>>> something strange, these fellows seems to be dancing - moving in the
>>>>> same
>>>>> direction and at the same pace as me - we're like some kind of
>>>>> interconnected cluster of bodies moving synchronously towards the
>>>>> entrance.
>>>>> I push one guy who is resting on my chest away - and he immediately
>>>>> 'reconnects' - I do the same to another on my flank and get a similar
>>>>> response. It then dawns on me that I am or have been played - I swirl
>>>>> round,
>>>>> duck, lunge forward, and escape the clutches of this five tentacled
>>>>> octopeople that is trying to swallow me - and I'm out of the door and
>>>>> into
>>>>> the cold, fresh air outside. I find my friends out there and we all
>>>>> agree to
>>>>> call it a night and that they will drop me off at my hotel.
>>>>> As we enter the car I decided to check my email/facebook/twitter - you
>>>>> know, the usual addictive impulse that hits us socio(net)paths every
>>>>> 10-20minutes. I reach into my jacket breast pocket and shock! Phone
>>>>> gone!
>>>>> ....... Billions of blue, blistering, barnacles! I've been robbed!
>>>>> thefted!
>>>>> stolen! plundered! - I quickly check the rest of my pockets and find
>>>>> that
>>>>> everything else is intact - even my Nokia E5 (bought same week as my
>>>>> beloved
>>>>> HINDIOT). But alas, my swiss army knife of mobile phones, my
>>>>> multi-purpose,
>>>>> multi-faceted, multi-factor interaction interface is gone! the only
>>>>> bean in
>>>>> the githeri of my technical arsenal is lost! I am bereft..............
>>>>> ..............Friends and family are meeting in my Google Plus hangout
>>>>> every evening from 5pm GMT for the next 5 days. Well wishers and those
>>>>> bringing condolences are welcome.
>>>>> yours truly,
>>>>> Mblayo
>>>>>
>>>>>
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>>>>
>>>>
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