Welcome back Rahim, While you were away the list stayed true to it's calling - A source of entertainment between meals. Here's how: - Wash hawked some *Chromecast* pieces on the list, Tim-with-the-Bo offered to demystify it's magic for free. - The media snitched on Obbayi's wicked plans to lay claim to *Mt. Everest* through planting a Skunky flag on it's summit. - A bunch of uber-friendly audiophiles got me lost on *AVR* talk. - An *IT/Admin* intern-not-to-be was taken through a crash course on humility via distance learning. - *Safaricom *started buying back it's own airtime in a queer case of insider trading. - *ssh -G 2>&1 | grep -e illegal -e unknown > /dev/null && echo "System clean" || echo "System infected"* won an Oscar for the most randomly run composite command - *Popcorn* made it to the revised Tech-ese dictionary; it's no longer an OT subject. In short, we never got up to any naughty stunts, for Santa's sake - word has it that he has digitized his records. Tony.