Blonde walks into a doctor's office.

"Doctor, my whole body hurts"

She touches her leg, "Ouch!" yells.

She touches her earlobe, "ouch!" she cries

She touches her hair, "Ouch!" she screams.

 

 

The doctor tells her,

"Madam, yo've got a broken finger"

 

 

Made my day..

 

Sam