You couldn't have put it better than the HAMMURABI CODE!!!! We will turn out to be the laziest nation on earth>>, These guys are doing nothing to improve the city. 2 askaris will spend the whole day manning a flower pot whose flower is dry instead of watering it or something! <NKT! class='UNKNOWN'>NCC</NKT!> #! /usr/bin/hope -w #$file: angel.mine script use strict; #Keep Going # become s good child my $pid = fork(); print $pid,"\n"; while(1) { sleep(never); On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 12:25 PM, Ruth Were <nafuna@gmail.com> wrote:
On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 12:24 PM, <ashok+skunkworks@parliaments.info<ashok%2Bskunkworks@parliaments.info>
wrote:
On Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 11:52 AM, Simon Mbuthia <simon.mbuthia@gmail.com> wrote:
Kindly note that the following Nairobi City Council by- laws took effect from 1st July 2010:
Pedestrians crossing the roads in Nairobi when traffic light is red – fine is Kshs. 10,000/= Motorist moving on when the traffic light is red – fine Kshs 10,000/= Pedestrians crossing the road while talking on their mobile phones – fine is Kshs. 500/= Boarding at non designated PSV/matatu, bus stop - Fine 10,000/= Unfastened seat belt - Fine 500/= Use of mobile phone when driving Kshs10,000/= Driving with worn out tyres - Fine Kshs 10,000/= Double parking -Fine Kshs 20,000/=
if you had an unfastened seat belt and you were driving a car with worn out tires and you spoke on the phone at the same time, and then you decided to double-park and cross the road while talking on the phone and didnt notice that the light was red
thats 20,000 + 10,000 + 10,000 + 500 + 10,000 = ksh 50, 500
khe khe kheeeee
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