[Skunkworks] The near future headlines : Kenyan Shark Bites into History!

( After this one, over and out ) :-)) Despite enough planning and foresight into the deep sea underworld of fiber optic cables, Kenyan Telcom Operators have met a formidable competitor. A lonely shark suffering from territorial disputes had enough of this undersea cable induced interference that was causing a migrane headache. It was also scaring off suitable suitors for its next generation. The shark dubbed " Sharki Kali " was clear on its mission....................................... ( please feel free to add paras )