If all you need to qualify as old school these days is to have:
then kweli this list is full of wazees!

Let's examine the sequence of events
  1. You ask for information - who knows where the toilets are?
  2. You are told where you can find that information and you get free advice thrown in politely - the toilets are through that door, watch out for the slippery floor
  3. You refuse to go where the information is - I refuse to go to the toilet
  4. You demand the information is brought to you  - I DEMAND you bring that toilet here, do you know I was using pit latrines in 1995 and now you want me to go to a toilet,  NO I will not go to a toilet.
  5. You proceed to insult the person who told you where the information is - You are an idiot for telling me where the toilet is, I have been using all manner of toilets in my life. I know how to use even very old toilets. I have used 3 or 4 old toilets. There is nothing your new toilet can do that I have not seen before. Go away with your toilets. No infact I will go away and also I will tell those clever people in "Scandinavia" to bring me toilets because they know toilets and you guys have NO idea about toilets! 
  6. You still need the information - who knows where the toilets are? 

You don't need a tech list, you need a medical list