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Today's Topics:

1. Re: Lost my HINDIOT (Clement Ongera)
2. Re: Lost my HINDIOT (Alvin Jason Ochieng)
3. Re: Lost my HINDIOT (Brian Munyao Longwe)

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Date: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:57:06 +0300
From: Clement Ongera <cnongera@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: [Skunkworks] Lost my HINDIOT
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Clearly skunks are hilarious ...

Makmbuk Hair? Seriously?

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Many Thanks.

Regards,
Clement Ongera.
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Date: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 16:01:41 +0300
From: Alvin Jason Ochieng <ajochola@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: [Skunkworks] Lost my HINDIOT
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Pole Mblayo...:-(

PS- Mblayo with that summary were you really high on your bday ?

:-)) -
** safaricom offer at 7999/= hurry ....

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM, Odhiambo Washington <odhiambo@gmail.com>wrote:

> @MBlayo,
>
> Safaricom is actually giving these HINDIOTS for free - at 7,999. You know,
> for the love of yours, this is bearable.
> My deepest condolences but IDIOT lives -- from the Better Option!!
>
> Next time you need to celebrate in safety, I can link you up with some pals
> at Thebephatswa Air Base! I believe the octopeople cannot do you in there...
>
> PS: Can we please ask the moderator of this list to hide this thread at end
> of day? It might just give ideas to some brothers out there:-)
>
>
>
>
> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 15:46, Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>> Hehehe - clearly skunks wamezoa IM chat and SMS! LoL
>>
>> I wrote this on my Macbook Air...
>>
>> Mblayo
>>
>>
>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM, David Mugo <raidarmax@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Cant read a story that long with such long paragraphs, actually, I dont
>>> believe you lost the IDIOT... I am sure you wrote this email on it.
>>>
>>> David.
>>>
>>>
>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:41 PM, Pithon Kamau <pitkag@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Summarize, hii stori ni mrefu sana
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:39 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> [sorry it's a bit long]
>>>>>
>>>>> woiyeee, boohoohoohoo, nisaindie yameni.....
>>>>>
>>>>> *wipes tears, blows nose and snuffles loudly*
>>>>>
>>>>> I lost my beloved, cherished Huawei IDEOS smart(est) phone....
>>>>>
>>>>> It was a cold, dark night in Gaborone - and it also happened to be my
>>>>> birthday. My work colleagues took me out for dinner and even before it was
>>>>> over, begged their leave and left me all alone in this vibrant, classy and
>>>>> quite well visited restaurant. Sitting on a stool next to our table was a
>>>>> vocalist - belting out golden oldies, and every two or three songs wishing
>>>>> me a happy birthday on the mic and dedicating a song to me (maybe it was the
>>>>> 100 Pula tip I gave him for singing "Malaika" so well).
>>>>>
>>>>> So here I am, all alone - finishing my meal and wondering how the rest
>>>>> of my birthday evening was going to be. Then I get a pat on my back and a
>>>>> guy I had been introduced to the previous week says hi and asks if he can
>>>>> join the table. I welcome him and he sits down, waves a hand in the air and
>>>>> "poof!" 3 dazzling ladies appear - one is his sister, the other his
>>>>> girlfriend and the third a cousin. After about another hour, the vocalist's
>>>>> crooning get's a bit tiring and my newfound friends suggests we find a place
>>>>> with a little more 'life'. Of course I am game. After a short drive we
>>>>> arrive at 'G-West' - Gaborone's equivalent of F1. We join the already
>>>>> crowded top level, find a corner at the bar, lean back and try to allow the
>>>>> pulsating 'house' music to sink in. By around mid-night I'm kinda ready for
>>>>> bed, but my friends... no way! By now they know it's my birthday and want to
>>>>> make sure that it is well celebrated. So we depart - driving about 30 klicks
>>>>> outside of Gaborone CBD to the only 24 hour joint - "Magic King" - which is
>>>>> absolutely packed to the brim - we try to fight our way to the bar to get a
>>>>> drink, give up mid dance floor, and turn back to try get out of the entrance
>>>>> we came in.
>>>>>
>>>>> That is when the "tsotsis" (mbulale mbastards) make their move - in a
>>>>> very well orchestrated motion, I (unknowingly) am surrounded by about 5 guys
>>>>> who seem to be dancing around me - their hands are raised, at least that's
>>>>> what it looks like, and their heads are bobbing to the loud, glaring beats
>>>>> of the 'house' music. As I try to shuffle towards the entrance, I realise
>>>>> something strange, these fellows seems to be dancing - moving in the same
>>>>> direction and at the same pace as me - we're like some kind of
>>>>> interconnected cluster of bodies moving synchronously towards the entrance.
>>>>> I push one guy who is resting on my chest away - and he immediately
>>>>> 'reconnects' - I do the same to another on my flank and get a similar
>>>>> response. It then dawns on me that I am or have been played - I swirl round,
>>>>> duck, lunge forward, and escape the clutches of this five tentacled
>>>>> octopeople that is trying to swallow me - and I'm out of the door and into
>>>>> the cold, fresh air outside. I find my friends out there and we all agree to
>>>>> call it a night and that they will drop me off at my hotel.
>>>>>
>>>>> As we enter the car I decided to check my email/facebook/twitter - you
>>>>> know, the usual addictive impulse that hits us socio(net)paths every
>>>>> 10-20minutes. I reach into my jacket breast pocket and shock! Phone gone!
>>>>> ....... Billions of blue, blistering, barnacles! I've been robbed! thefted!
>>>>> stolen! plundered! - I quickly check the rest of my pockets and find that
>>>>> everything else is intact - even my Nokia E5 (bought same week as my beloved
>>>>> HINDIOT). But alas, my swiss army knife of mobile phones, my multi-purpose,
>>>>> multi-faceted, multi-factor interaction interface is gone! the only bean in
>>>>> the githeri of my technical arsenal is lost! I am bereft..............
>>>>>
>>>>> ..............Friends and family are meeting in my Google Plus hangout
>>>>> every evening from 5pm GMT for the next 5 days. Well wishers and those
>>>>> bringing condolences are welcome.
>>>>>
>>>>> yours truly,
>>>>>
>>>>> Mblayo
>>>>>
>>>>>
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Pithon K. Kamau
>>>> Mobile: 0723 588705 / 0733 686562
>>>> *Tel*: +254 20 8083989
>>>> *Website*: www.heartbitsolutions.com
>>>> *Blog*: www.heartbitsolutions.com/blog
>>>> Website Design, Domain Registration, Website Hosting, Corporate Email
>>>> Solutions, Website Maintainance, Website Marketing, Logo Design and
>>>> Branding, Computer Hardware and Maintainance, Network Design and Set
>>>> Up.............
>>>>
>>>> *"Better Late Than Never, But Never Late is Better"*
>>>>
>>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>> --
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>>> ICT & E-Commerce Consultant,
>>> http://majibu.com
>>> Twitter: @raidarmax
>>>
>>>
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>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> Brian Munyao Longwe
>> e-mail: blongwe@gmail.com
>> cell: + 254 722 518 744
>> blog : http://zinjlog.blogspot.com
>> meta-blog: http://mashilingi.blogspot.com
>>
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>
>
>
> --
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> Odhiambo WASHINGTON,
> Nairobi,KE
> +254733744121/+254722743223
> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Date: Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:05:37 +0200
From: Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com>
To: Skunkworks Mailing List <skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke>
Subject: Re: [Skunkworks] Lost my HINDIOT
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Alvo,

Thanks for the condolences - I am considering some less easier to
pick-pocket i.e. if someone tries to pick It, I will definitely feel
something - right now the 7" tablets are looking interesting, Galaxy Tab or
IDEOS S7 Slim? Sijui...

as for the altitude - yes, Botswana is at a high altitude.... LoL!

On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:01 PM, Alvin Jason Ochieng <ajochola@gmail.com>wrote:

> Pole Mblayo...:-(
>
> PS- Mblayo with that summary were you really high on your bday ?
>
> :-)) -
> ** safaricom offer at 7999/= hurry ....
>
>
>
>
> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM, Odhiambo Washington <odhiambo@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>> @MBlayo,
>>
>> Safaricom is actually giving these HINDIOTS for free - at 7,999. You know,
>> for the love of yours, this is bearable.
>> My deepest condolences but IDIOT lives -- from the Better Option!!
>>
>> Next time you need to celebrate in safety, I can link you up with some
>> pals at Thebephatswa Air Base! I believe the octopeople cannot do you in
>> there...
>>
>> PS: Can we please ask the moderator of this list to hide this thread at
>> end of day? It might just give ideas to some brothers out there:-)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 15:46, Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com>wrote:
>>
>>> Hehehe - clearly skunks wamezoa IM chat and SMS! LoL
>>>
>>> I wrote this on my Macbook Air...
>>>
>>> Mblayo
>>>
>>>
>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM, David Mugo <raidarmax@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cant read a story that long with such long paragraphs, actually, I dont
>>>> believe you lost the IDIOT... I am sure you wrote this email on it.
>>>>
>>>> David.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:41 PM, Pithon Kamau <pitkag@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Summarize, hii stori ni mrefu sana
>>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:39 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe <
>>>>> blongwe@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> [sorry it's a bit long]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> woiyeee, boohoohoohoo, nisaindie yameni.....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> *wipes tears, blows nose and snuffles loudly*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I lost my beloved, cherished Huawei IDEOS smart(est) phone....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It was a cold, dark night in Gaborone - and it also happened to be my
>>>>>> birthday. My work colleagues took me out for dinner and even before it was
>>>>>> over, begged their leave and left me all alone in this vibrant, classy and
>>>>>> quite well visited restaurant. Sitting on a stool next to our table was a
>>>>>> vocalist - belting out golden oldies, and every two or three songs wishing
>>>>>> me a happy birthday on the mic and dedicating a song to me (maybe it was the
>>>>>> 100 Pula tip I gave him for singing "Malaika" so well).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So here I am, all alone - finishing my meal and wondering how the rest
>>>>>> of my birthday evening was going to be. Then I get a pat on my back and a
>>>>>> guy I had been introduced to the previous week says hi and asks if he can
>>>>>> join the table. I welcome him and he sits down, waves a hand in the air and
>>>>>> "poof!" 3 dazzling ladies appear - one is his sister, the other his
>>>>>> girlfriend and the third a cousin. After about another hour, the vocalist's
>>>>>> crooning get's a bit tiring and my newfound friends suggests we find a place
>>>>>> with a little more 'life'. Of course I am game. After a short drive we
>>>>>> arrive at 'G-West' - Gaborone's equivalent of F1. We join the already
>>>>>> crowded top level, find a corner at the bar, lean back and try to allow the
>>>>>> pulsating 'house' music to sink in. By around mid-night I'm kinda ready for
>>>>>> bed, but my friends... no way! By now they know it's my birthday and want to
>>>>>> make sure that it is well celebrated. So we depart - driving about 30 klicks
>>>>>> outside of Gaborone CBD to the only 24 hour joint - "Magic King" - which is
>>>>>> absolutely packed to the brim - we try to fight our way to the bar to get a
>>>>>> drink, give up mid dance floor, and turn back to try get out of the entrance
>>>>>> we came in.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That is when the "tsotsis" (mbulale mbastards) make their move - in a
>>>>>> very well orchestrated motion, I (unknowingly) am surrounded by about 5 guys
>>>>>> who seem to be dancing around me - their hands are raised, at least that's
>>>>>> what it looks like, and their heads are bobbing to the loud, glaring beats
>>>>>> of the 'house' music. As I try to shuffle towards the entrance, I realise
>>>>>> something strange, these fellows seems to be dancing - moving in the same
>>>>>> direction and at the same pace as me - we're like some kind of
>>>>>> interconnected cluster of bodies moving synchronously towards the entrance.
>>>>>> I push one guy who is resting on my chest away - and he immediately
>>>>>> 'reconnects' - I do the same to another on my flank and get a similar
>>>>>> response. It then dawns on me that I am or have been played - I swirl round,
>>>>>> duck, lunge forward, and escape the clutches of this five tentacled
>>>>>> octopeople that is trying to swallow me - and I'm out of the door and into
>>>>>> the cold, fresh air outside. I find my friends out there and we all agree to
>>>>>> call it a night and that they will drop me off at my hotel.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As we enter the car I decided to check my email/facebook/twitter - you
>>>>>> know, the usual addictive impulse that hits us socio(net)paths every
>>>>>> 10-20minutes. I reach into my jacket breast pocket and shock! Phone gone!
>>>>>> ....... Billions of blue, blistering, barnacles! I've been robbed! thefted!
>>>>>> stolen! plundered! - I quickly check the rest of my pockets and find that
>>>>>> everything else is intact - even my Nokia E5 (bought same week as my beloved
>>>>>> HINDIOT). But alas, my swiss army knife of mobile phones, my multi-purpose,
>>>>>> multi-faceted, multi-factor interaction interface is gone! the only bean in
>>>>>> the githeri of my technical arsenal is lost! I am bereft..............
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..............Friends and family are meeting in my Google Plus hangout
>>>>>> every evening from 5pm GMT for the next 5 days. Well wishers and those
>>>>>> bringing condolences are welcome.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> yours truly,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mblayo
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> _______________________________________________
>>>>>> Skunkworks mailing list
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>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Pithon K. Kamau
>>>>> Mobile: 0723 588705 / 0733 686562
>>>>> *Tel*: +254 20 8083989
>>>>> *Website*: www.heartbitsolutions.com
>>>>> *Blog*: www.heartbitsolutions.com/blog
>>>>> Website Design, Domain Registration, Website Hosting, Corporate Email
>>>>> Solutions, Website Maintainance, Website Marketing, Logo Design and
>>>>> Branding, Computer Hardware and Maintainance, Network Design and Set
>>>>> Up.............
>>>>>
>>>>> *"Better Late Than Never, But Never Late is Better"*
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> _______________________________________________
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> -------------
>>>> David Mugo,
>>>> ICT & E-Commerce Consultant,
>>>> http://majibu.com
>>>> Twitter: @raidarmax
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> _______________________________________________
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Brian Munyao Longwe
>>> e-mail: blongwe@gmail.com
>>> cell: + 254 722 518 744
>>> blog : http://zinjlog.blogspot.com
>>> meta-blog: http://mashilingi.blogspot.com
>>>
>>> _______________________________________________
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>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> Best regards,
>> Odhiambo WASHINGTON,
>> Nairobi,KE
>> +254733744121/+254722743223
>> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
>> I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.
>> Please consider the environment before printing this email.
>>
>>
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--
Brian Munyao Longwe
e-mail: blongwe@gmail.com
cell: + 254 722 518 744
blog : http://zinjlog.blogspot.com
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