On 03/07/2009, I. Ati <
mueni0@gmail.com> wrote:
> yeah we are one big happy people
> On Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 1:41 PM, Mark Mwangi <
mwangy@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lol! He he . . This is humourous! . . Too much . . . .
>>
>> On 7/3/09, fyodor <
fyodor@hushmail.com> wrote:
>> > Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
>> > there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
>> > Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, dave, how
>> > about Tom Cruise?"
>> >
>> > "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
>> > So dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
>> > door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "dave! What's happening? Great to see
>> > you! Come on in for a beer!"
>> >
>> > Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they
>> > leave Cruise's house, he tells dave that he thinks him knowing
>> > Cruise was just lucky.
>> > "No, no, just name anyone else," dave says.
>> >
>> > "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
>> >
>> > "Yup," dave say's, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington and
>> > off they go. At the White House, Bush spots dave on the tour and
>> > motions him and his boss over, saying, "dave, what a surprise, I
>> > was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in
>> > and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
>> > Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally
>> > convinced.
>> >
>> > After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to
>> > dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
>> > "The pope," his boss replies.
>> >
>> > "Sure!" says dave. "I've known the pope for years." So off they fly
>> > to Rome.
>> > dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's
>> > St. Peter's Square when dave says, "This will never work. I can't
>> > catch the pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know
>> > all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
>> > balcony with the pope."
>> > He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
>> >
>> > Sure enough, half an hour later dave emerges with the pope on the
>> > balcony, but by the time dave returns, he finds that his boss has
>> > had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
>> >
>> > Making his way to his boss' side, dave asks him, "What happened?"
>> > His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw ... you and the
>> > pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who
>> > the hell is that on the balcony with dave?"
>> >
>> > Blessed Friday guys:-)
>> >
>> >
>> > -tyrus
>> > _IEEE Member.
>> >
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