:-) On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 4:05 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com>wrote:
Alvo,
Thanks for the condolences - I am considering some less easier to pick-pocket i.e. if someone tries to pick It, I will definitely feel something - right now the 7" tablets are looking interesting, Galaxy Tab or IDEOS S7 Slim? Sijui...
as for the altitude - yes, Botswana is at a high altitude.... LoL!
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:01 PM, Alvin Jason Ochieng <ajochola@gmail.com>wrote:
Pole Mblayo...:-(
PS- Mblayo with that summary were you really high on your bday ?
:-)) - ** safaricom offer at 7999/= hurry ....
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM, Odhiambo Washington <odhiambo@gmail.com>wrote:
@MBlayo,
Safaricom is actually giving these HINDIOTS for free - at 7,999. You know, for the love of yours, this is bearable. My deepest condolences but IDIOT lives -- from the Better Option!!
Next time you need to celebrate in safety, I can link you up with some pals at Thebephatswa Air Base! I believe the octopeople cannot do you in there...
PS: Can we please ask the moderator of this list to hide this thread at end of day? It might just give ideas to some brothers out there:-)
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 15:46, Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com>wrote:
Hehehe - clearly skunks wamezoa IM chat and SMS! LoL
I wrote this on my Macbook Air...
Mblayo
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM, David Mugo <raidarmax@gmail.com>wrote:
Cant read a story that long with such long paragraphs, actually, I dont believe you lost the IDIOT... I am sure you wrote this email on it.
David.
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:41 PM, Pithon Kamau <pitkag@gmail.com>wrote:
Summarize, hii stori ni mrefu sana
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:39 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe < blongwe@gmail.com> wrote:
> [sorry it's a bit long] > > woiyeee, boohoohoohoo, nisaindie yameni..... > > *wipes tears, blows nose and snuffles loudly* > > I lost my beloved, cherished Huawei IDEOS smart(est) phone.... > > It was a cold, dark night in Gaborone - and it also happened to be my > birthday. My work colleagues took me out for dinner and even before it was > over, begged their leave and left me all alone in this vibrant, classy and > quite well visited restaurant. Sitting on a stool next to our table was a > vocalist - belting out golden oldies, and every two or three songs wishing > me a happy birthday on the mic and dedicating a song to me (maybe it was the > 100 Pula tip I gave him for singing "Malaika" so well). > > So here I am, all alone - finishing my meal and wondering how the > rest of my birthday evening was going to be. Then I get a pat on my back and > a guy I had been introduced to the previous week says hi and asks if he can > join the table. I welcome him and he sits down, waves a hand in the air and > "poof!" 3 dazzling ladies appear - one is his sister, the other his > girlfriend and the third a cousin. After about another hour, the vocalist's > crooning get's a bit tiring and my newfound friends suggests we find a place > with a little more 'life'. Of course I am game. After a short drive we > arrive at 'G-West' - Gaborone's equivalent of F1. We join the already > crowded top level, find a corner at the bar, lean back and try to allow the > pulsating 'house' music to sink in. By around mid-night I'm kinda ready for > bed, but my friends... no way! By now they know it's my birthday and want to > make sure that it is well celebrated. So we depart - driving about 30 klicks > outside of Gaborone CBD to the only 24 hour joint - "Magic King" - which is > absolutely packed to the brim - we try to fight our way to the bar to get a > drink, give up mid dance floor, and turn back to try get out of the entrance > we came in. > > That is when the "tsotsis" (mbulale mbastards) make their move - in a > very well orchestrated motion, I (unknowingly) am surrounded by about 5 guys > who seem to be dancing around me - their hands are raised, at least that's > what it looks like, and their heads are bobbing to the loud, glaring beats > of the 'house' music. As I try to shuffle towards the entrance, I realise > something strange, these fellows seems to be dancing - moving in the same > direction and at the same pace as me - we're like some kind of > interconnected cluster of bodies moving synchronously towards the entrance. > I push one guy who is resting on my chest away - and he immediately > 'reconnects' - I do the same to another on my flank and get a similar > response. It then dawns on me that I am or have been played - I swirl round, > duck, lunge forward, and escape the clutches of this five tentacled > octopeople that is trying to swallow me - and I'm out of the door and into > the cold, fresh air outside. I find my friends out there and we all agree to > call it a night and that they will drop me off at my hotel. > > As we enter the car I decided to check my email/facebook/twitter - > you know, the usual addictive impulse that hits us socio(net)paths every > 10-20minutes. I reach into my jacket breast pocket and shock! Phone gone! > ....... Billions of blue, blistering, barnacles! I've been robbed! thefted! > stolen! plundered! - I quickly check the rest of my pockets and find that > everything else is intact - even my Nokia E5 (bought same week as my beloved > HINDIOT). But alas, my swiss army knife of mobile phones, my multi-purpose, > multi-faceted, multi-factor interaction interface is gone! the only bean in > the githeri of my technical arsenal is lost! I am bereft.............. > > ..............Friends and family are meeting in my Google Plus > hangout every evening from 5pm GMT for the next 5 days. Well wishers and > those bringing condolences are welcome. > > yours truly, > > Mblayo > > > _______________________________________________ > Skunkworks mailing list > Skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke > http://lists.my.co.ke/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/skunkworks > ------------ > Skunkworks Rules > http://my.co.ke/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=94 > ------------ > Other services @ http://my.co.ke >
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