Hi skunks check this out sure would do with one of these.. http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/03/24/4g.phone/index.html Regards. From: skunkworks-bounces@lists.my.co.ke [mailto:skunkworks-bounces@lists.my.co.ke] On Behalf Of Haggai Nyang Sent: Thursday, March 25, 2010 3:54 PM To: Skunkworks Mailing List Subject: Re: [Skunkworks] OT: Mouthwatering humor ROTFLMAO OMG, this is too much! The "samaki cassette" just killed me... On Thu, Mar 25, 2010 at 3:46 PM, Solomon Mburu Kamau <solo.mburu@gmail.com<mailto:solo.mburu@gmail.com>> wrote: Mblayo, umenifanya nikauke mbavu. I have to post some of this stuff kwa Facebook page yangu On 25 March 2010 15:36, Brian Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com<mailto:blongwe@gmail.com>> wrote: So you have all have been to the mighty kibanda for a selection of mouth watering dishes, but most of you guyz barely understand the logistics of operations there, leave alone the street language. So here's a compilation of some of the delicacies available on demand, in kibanda language. · C.N.N...Chapati Na Ndengu · U.S.A. ..Ugali Sukuma Avocado · Chapati Marashi..Where chapo is passed over beef stew ndio inuke kama nyama · Githeri Migingo...This is githeri that has 1 potato in the middle · '1.5 stage yote' - that is one & a half chapatis, plus every form of stew made that day...ndengu, beans,sukuma,cabbage,nyama piece tatu, soup etc etc) * Chapati dunga - this is where a chapati is rolled and pierced with a fork. * Chapati dondosa - this is where a chapati is served whole and served while floating on thick soup. * Chapati msalaba - this is where a chapati is sliced into four equal quarters. The cuttings resemble a cross * Chapati kifagio- this is where a chapati is sliced into thin many vertical strips * Chapati chafua- this is where a chapati is sliced into as many pieces as possible. Usually they are sliced into squares that area approximately 3.5 cm squared (do the math) * Chapati mbao/ chapati mawe - this is a dry chapati, those that break easily like a piece of wood * Ugali saucer/ wembe/discount- that one i know you know * Ugali mlima- this is an enourmous chunk of ugali served only to proffessionals and is usually served with a warning. "ukikosa kuimaliza, utaongeza kumi". * Tumbukiza - this is where meat is overboiled until the meat is very soft. Usually served without salt. Tumbukiza special has no bones * Kahawa Kifo- so you have done kahawa chungu! This is worse. It usually contains lots of "kahawa no 1" and is overboiled till its black. its then served without sugar. Its literally burnt coffee * Kaa ndani- this is where a mandazi is made an incision at the side and a delicacy inserted inside of it. So kaa ndani ya sausage is a mandazi with a sausage in it. * Jembe ya meno- toothpick * Samaki Cassette- this is fish which has bones in it. Its served whole whereby a person starts eating it on one side( side A ). Once done, its then turned to the other side (side B). A successful completed eating mission is certified once the only thing left on the plate are intact bones of the fish and the head. * Karara- chapati nusu * Combat- githeri * Mix/ Missile / Kadhalika- this is mchanganyiko of everything on the soup menu. Involves madondo, sukuma, nyama, ndengu etc. Na inasemwa na style, so dont go ati nipatie missile 20! It goes like "haya, hebu nibonde na chapo mix ya kaufourty, na ikuje chapchap kabla niachwe na ndege" * Teargas- pilipili Regards RnB(Rice na Beans) lol Sent from my iPhone _______________________________________________ Skunkworks mailing list Skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke<mailto:Skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke> http://orion.my.co.ke/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/skunkworks ------------ Skunkworks Server donations spreadsheet http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AopdHkqSqKL-dHlQVTMxU1VBdU1BSWJxdy1f... ------------ Skunkworks Rules http://my.co.ke/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=94 ------------ Other services @ http://my.co.ke -- Solomon Mbũrũ Kamau P.O. Box 19343 - 00202 Nairobi Cell: (+254-0) 735 431041 Man is a gregarious animal and enjoys agreement as cows will graze all the same way to the side of a hill! 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