6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
9) Windows message:"You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God:"Rebooting the universe, please log off."
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
11Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 -"Windows found: Remove it? Y(yes), O(ok)