[Skunkworks] Help. 'tis a sad day.

I need counsel. I just found out that my girlfriend knows nothing of who the great Chewbacca is. Or Darth Vader.. or Sidius for that matter. She knows nothing of the Empire. Or the opposing Jedi! I need help from the mighty Skunkers!! What must i do! -- ...and I shall shed my light over dark evil. For the dark things cannot stand the light.