Indeed, a little humor never hurt anyone,,,, unfortunately, most of it is true...

Try calling the free for all customer care line and see if you go through,,,
However, for the charged customer care line, you will go through almost immediately,,,,,,,
But you will have to listen to a news broadcast of the latest tariffs and offering first [which sounds like the joke here]
,,,, meanwhile, since its a landline, your calls are about 50/- per minute frm mobile :-)