On 7/3/09, fyodor <
fyodor@hushmail.com> wrote:
> Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
> there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
> Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, dave, how
> about Tom Cruise?"
>
> "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
> So dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
> door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "dave! What's happening? Great to see
> you! Come on in for a beer!"
>
> Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they
> leave Cruise's house, he tells dave that he thinks him knowing
> Cruise was just lucky.
> "No, no, just name anyone else," dave says.
>
> "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
>
> "Yup," dave say's, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington and
> off they go. At the White House, Bush spots dave on the tour and
> motions him and his boss over, saying, "dave, what a surprise, I
> was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in
> and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
> Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally
> convinced.
>
> After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to
> dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
> "The pope," his boss replies.
>
> "Sure!" says dave. "I've known the pope for years." So off they fly
> to Rome.
> dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's
> St. Peter's Square when dave says, "This will never work. I can't
> catch the pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know
> all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
> balcony with the pope."
> He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
>
> Sure enough, half an hour later dave emerges with the pope on the
> balcony, but by the time dave returns, he finds that his boss has
> had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
>
> Making his way to his boss' side, dave asks him, "What happened?"
> His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw ... you and the
> pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who
> the hell is that on the balcony with dave?"
>
> Blessed Friday guys:-)
>
>
> -tyrus
> _IEEE Member.
>
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