Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome
                      Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your
                      home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and
                      a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a
                      good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three
                      places in which you&#39;ll be locked up forever.&quot;<br>
                      <br>
                      Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions
                      of poor souls are tormented and tortured. <br>
                      <br>
                      He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands
                      of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. <br>
                      <br>
                      Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is
                      a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face,
                      sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest
                      wine. To Bill&#39;s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. <br>
                      <br>
                      Without hesitation, Bill says &quot;I&#39;ll take this option.&quot;<br>
                      <br>
                      &quot;Fine,&quot; says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the
                      room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around,
                      he bumps into Lucifer.<br>
                      <br>
                      &quot;That was Bill Gates!&quot; cried Lucifer. &quot;Why
                      did you give him the best place of all!&quot;<br>
                      <br>
                      &quot;That&#39;s what everyone thinks&quot; snickered Satan. &quot;The
                      bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn&#39;t!&quot;<br>
                      <br>
                      &quot;What about the PC?&quot;<br>
                      <br>
                      &quot;It&#39;s got Windows XP!&quot; laughed Satan. &quot;And
                      it&#39;s missing three keys,&quot;<br>
                      <br>
                      &quot;Which three?&quot;<br>
                      <br>
                      &quot;Control, Alt and Delete.&quot;