Ok, I've been wondering this for a while. Kenya dominates in the Athletics and does very well. I wonder if other world class runners can actually believe that a search engine will help the with the lack of abilities just by simply doing a search. The scientific research also was non conclusive whether it was genetics or altitude. The lung capacity of Kenyan athletes is not the same as those of body builders, yet Kenyans can run marathons. I've seen them do the long marathons. And so can the Ethiopians.  The same goes for any sports and even that Unga.

So here is the search engine query and results that tries to grow Maize :

BUT, on the ground local Weather Stations warns of low rainfall. So back to the Search Engine = How to make rain?  Search Engine comes back with results on how to make rain! = You've got to be kidding me. Are you freakin' stupid that you cannot make rain? . This is how its done:

So you send a plane to make RAIN but the Wind blows away the RAIN carrying clouds to another place that DID NOT need rain, causing Floods!. Utterly useless Search Engines, you think. 


Not contend with making your own rain and its failure, you decide to Import Maize. Ask the Search Engine : Maize Exporters and Free Delivery so as to make some profits off the freeness. The Search Engine responds = Maize Exporters A,B,C etc. Contacts are these. You import the Maize only to discover that it does not meet local requirements! 

Dumb Search Engine! I wanted Blue Maize not Green Maize!. Not Contend with the Search Engine, you decide its easier to just fly over to the Maize Exporters and see what they have on offer from farming to exporting. You learn many things and will apply these methods.


Search Engine = I can save you on energy, just go buy alternative energy. I can give you millions of results on alternative energy. So you go buy alternative energy, and then realise that it cannot power your heater during the cold months. You are going to die because of a search engine!


Time for some humour. :-)

Rgds.