[Skunkworks] Theory: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as salespeople

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as salespeople. Now a rigorous mathematical proof explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows... Work/Time = Power Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have: Work/Money = Knowledge Solving for Money, we get: Work/Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. -- Q: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation? A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime.