
check my signature - check out the blogs and decide m'lady... On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM, veronica nderitu <vnderitu@gmail.com>wrote:
pity
*chomoas a silver lighter, lights a cigarette and takes in a long deep breath, slowly releasing the smoke through the nostrils*
thought i would add you on my list of favorite bloggers.
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 4:45 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com>wrote:
I have two, very unattended and unkempt blogs that I hopefully will resume updating. Both haven't had a fresh post in over a year...
*shrugs and hides*
Mblayo
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:41 PM, veronica nderitu <vnderitu@gmail.com>wrote:
you write well, i enjoyed the story. have a blog?
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 4:10 PM, Alvin Jason Ochieng <ajochola@gmail.com
wrote:
:-)
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 4:05 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe <blongwe@gmail.com
wrote:
Alvo,
Thanks for the condolences - I am considering some less easier to pick-pocket i.e. if someone tries to pick It, I will definitely feel something - right now the 7" tablets are looking interesting, Galaxy Tab or IDEOS S7 Slim? Sijui...
as for the altitude - yes, Botswana is at a high altitude.... LoL!
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:01 PM, Alvin Jason Ochieng < ajochola@gmail.com> wrote:
Pole Mblayo...:-(
PS- Mblayo with that summary were you really high on your bday ?
:-)) - ** safaricom offer at 7999/= hurry ....
On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM, Odhiambo Washington < odhiambo@gmail.com> wrote:
> @MBlayo, > > Safaricom is actually giving these HINDIOTS for free - at 7,999. You > know, for the love of yours, this is bearable. > My deepest condolences but IDIOT lives -- from the Better Option!! > > Next time you need to celebrate in safety, I can link you up with > some pals at Thebephatswa Air Base! I believe the octopeople cannot do you > in there... > > PS: Can we please ask the moderator of this list to hide this thread > at end of day? It might just give ideas to some brothers out there:-) > > > > > On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 15:46, Brian Munyao Longwe < > blongwe@gmail.com> wrote: > >> Hehehe - clearly skunks wamezoa IM chat and SMS! LoL >> >> I wrote this on my Macbook Air... >> >> Mblayo >> >> >> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM, David Mugo <raidarmax@gmail.com>wrote: >> >>> Cant read a story that long with such long paragraphs, actually, I >>> dont believe you lost the IDIOT... I am sure you wrote this email on it. >>> >>> David. >>> >>> >>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:41 PM, Pithon Kamau <pitkag@gmail.com>wrote: >>> >>>> Summarize, hii stori ni mrefu sana >>>> >>>> On Tue, Aug 16, 2011 at 3:39 PM, Brian Munyao Longwe < >>>> blongwe@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>> [sorry it's a bit long] >>>>> >>>>> woiyeee, boohoohoohoo, nisaindie yameni..... >>>>> >>>>> *wipes tears, blows nose and snuffles loudly* >>>>> >>>>> I lost my beloved, cherished Huawei IDEOS smart(est) phone.... >>>>> >>>>> It was a cold, dark night in Gaborone - and it also happened to >>>>> be my birthday. My work colleagues took me out for dinner and even before it >>>>> was over, begged their leave and left me all alone in this vibrant, classy >>>>> and quite well visited restaurant. Sitting on a stool next to our table was >>>>> a vocalist - belting out golden oldies, and every two or three songs wishing >>>>> me a happy birthday on the mic and dedicating a song to me (maybe it was the >>>>> 100 Pula tip I gave him for singing "Malaika" so well). >>>>> >>>>> So here I am, all alone - finishing my meal and wondering how the >>>>> rest of my birthday evening was going to be. Then I get a pat on my back and >>>>> a guy I had been introduced to the previous week says hi and asks if he can >>>>> join the table. I welcome him and he sits down, waves a hand in the air and >>>>> "poof!" 3 dazzling ladies appear - one is his sister, the other his >>>>> girlfriend and the third a cousin. After about another hour, the vocalist's >>>>> crooning get's a bit tiring and my newfound friends suggests we find a place >>>>> with a little more 'life'. Of course I am game. After a short drive we >>>>> arrive at 'G-West' - Gaborone's equivalent of F1. We join the already >>>>> crowded top level, find a corner at the bar, lean back and try to allow the >>>>> pulsating 'house' music to sink in. By around mid-night I'm kinda ready for >>>>> bed, but my friends... no way! By now they know it's my birthday and want to >>>>> make sure that it is well celebrated. So we depart - driving about 30 klicks >>>>> outside of Gaborone CBD to the only 24 hour joint - "Magic King" - which is >>>>> absolutely packed to the brim - we try to fight our way to the bar to get a >>>>> drink, give up mid dance floor, and turn back to try get out of the entrance >>>>> we came in. >>>>> >>>>> That is when the "tsotsis" (mbulale mbastards) make their move - >>>>> in a very well orchestrated motion, I (unknowingly) am surrounded by about 5 >>>>> guys who seem to be dancing around me - their hands are raised, at least >>>>> that's what it looks like, and their heads are bobbing to the loud, glaring >>>>> beats of the 'house' music. As I try to shuffle towards the entrance, I >>>>> realise something strange, these fellows seems to be dancing - moving in the >>>>> same direction and at the same pace as me - we're like some kind of >>>>> interconnected cluster of bodies moving synchronously towards the entrance. >>>>> I push one guy who is resting on my chest away - and he immediately >>>>> 'reconnects' - I do the same to another on my flank and get a similar >>>>> response. It then dawns on me that I am or have been played - I swirl round, >>>>> duck, lunge forward, and escape the clutches of this five tentacled >>>>> octopeople that is trying to swallow me - and I'm out of the door and into >>>>> the cold, fresh air outside. I find my friends out there and we all agree to >>>>> call it a night and that they will drop me off at my hotel. >>>>> >>>>> As we enter the car I decided to check my email/facebook/twitter >>>>> - you know, the usual addictive impulse that hits us socio(net)paths every >>>>> 10-20minutes. I reach into my jacket breast pocket and shock! Phone gone! >>>>> ....... Billions of blue, blistering, barnacles! I've been robbed! thefted! >>>>> stolen! plundered! - I quickly check the rest of my pockets and find that >>>>> everything else is intact - even my Nokia E5 (bought same week as my beloved >>>>> HINDIOT). But alas, my swiss army knife of mobile phones, my multi-purpose, >>>>> multi-faceted, multi-factor interaction interface is gone! the only bean in >>>>> the githeri of my technical arsenal is lost! I am bereft.............. >>>>> >>>>> ..............Friends and family are meeting in my Google Plus >>>>> hangout every evening from 5pm GMT for the next 5 days. Well wishers and >>>>> those bringing condolences are welcome. >>>>> >>>>> yours truly, >>>>> >>>>> Mblayo >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> _______________________________________________ >>>>> Skunkworks mailing list >>>>> Skunkworks@lists.my.co.ke >>>>> http://lists.my.co.ke/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/skunkworks >>>>> ------------ >>>>> Skunkworks Rules >>>>> http://my.co.ke/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=94 >>>>> ------------ >>>>> Other services @ http://my.co.ke >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> -- >>>> Pithon K. 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