September 2009 - skunkworks

Skunkworks Control
by Philip Musyoki 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

Dear All, So I have been thinking lately, the forum has brought together some of the most brilliant minds in ICT in Kenya and around. Which is all good, but now I think somethings are getting out of control. It has been a useful resource but all this is really getting lost is the myriads of abusive language some threads are taking. Now the utility is being dimished by some people, or rather I think it is just one person who goes by many alias. To the moderators/administrators of the forum, it is possible to limit email distribution to those subscribed to the list, prevent cross-posting and somehow place some control on new subscriptions? Maybe you can adapt a by invitation only system where by new members will need to be invited by an existing member. Soon, with the direction the language in this forum is taking, it will become a forum of no value like some other forums I know. Many people are now shying away from contributing for fear of being personally attacked by some characters. Thanks.

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Tuskys sweets legal tender
by Dennis Kioko 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

Before we turn up with sweets to shop for items in tuskys, shouldn't they have devised a way of recording the "shillings owed" to you in their smart cards. This guys are revolutionarizing the sweets market and making a kill while at it. They do not even record that they'sold'you sweets in the receipts. -- with Regards: Kazi kwa vijana and other idiots, all at my blog: http://gramware.blogspot.com

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Kirk Franklin's Concert
by Samuel Waithaka 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

This blog is about Kirk Franklin's tour to Kenya (http://kirkfranklininkenya.blogspot.com/) If you'll attend and you'll want to post on the blog (and get a link or 2 ;)... ), you can send me your post on samwaithaka[at]gmail[dot]com. I'd love to hear some views too. Thanks. -- Samuel Waithaka http://www.linkedin.com/in/waithaka http://twitter.com/samwaithaka

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Pigeon transfers data faster than SA's Telkom
by Muniu Kariuki 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

http://af.reuters.com/article/investingNews/idAFJOE58900W20090910 Wonder how a chicken in Eastlands would work with a USB stick tied to its leg! -- Regards, Muniu Kariuki | T: +254 720 813 525 | E: dennis.muniu(a)gmail.com | Twitter: muniu | Skype: muniu_k |

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of TV's and technology
by Okechukwu 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

Just say someone looking for a CRT and have to just say this:- I was at the IFA'09 exhibition in Berlin last weekend and just couldn't believe how fast TV technology is moving. I mean in Kenya, we are just getting accustomed to the LCD, and then there is (was) LED, and soon Samsung says 3D technology is coming to the TV sets at home. So, what to do, do I dispose my CRT for LCD or wait till prices of LED come out or just wait till next year for the 3D experience?? ./Ok3ch

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Steve Ballmer publicly ridicules Microsoft employee with iPhone
by Okechukwu 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/11/ce-oh-no-he-didnt-part-lxii-steve-ballme… ./Ok3ch

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Alan Turing gets an apology
by Peter Muchemi 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8249792.stm -- Regards http://www.software.co.ke ------------------------------------------------------------------ "What makes it remarkable is how well the software works. This software never crashes. It never needs to be re-booted. This software is bug-free. It is perfect, as perfect as human beings have achieved"

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The Google Anita Borg Memorial Scholarship: Europe, the Middle East and Africa
by ndungu stephen 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

Got this email from someone - its obviously not meant for my species, but you might know someone. w/r ------------------------------ *From:* Janet Kithela *Sent:* Tuesday, September 08, 2009 9:39 AM *Subject:* The Google Anita Borg Memorial Scholarship: Europe, the Middle East and Africa Know anyone in this line of work? ------------------------------ *From:* Belinda Wangu [mailto:BWangu@strathmore.edu] *Sent:* 08 September 2009 08:07 *To:* Muruka, Sheridan: BB Kenya; Terrence Williams *Subject:* The Google Anita Borg Memorial Scholarship: Europe, the Middle East and Africa *For any interested female candidates in the technical field. * As part of Google’s ongoing commitment to furthering Anita’s vision, Google are pleased to announce The Google Anita Borg Memorial Scholarship: Europe, the Middle East and Africa. Through the scholarship, Google Anita Borg aim to encourage women to excel in computing and technology, and become active role models and leaders. Multiple scholarships will be awarded based on the strength of candidates’ academic performance, leadership experience and demonstrated passion for computer science. A group of female Bachelor’s, Master’s, and PhD student finalists will be chosen from the applicant pool. The scholarship recipients will each receive a €7,000 (or equivalent) scholarship. *Eligibility requirements* Candidates must: · Be a female student entering her final year of a Bachelor’s degree, or enrolled in an a Master’s or PhD programme (or equivalent), in 2010/2011. · Be enrolled at a University in Europe, the Middle East, or Africa. Citizens, permanent residents, and international students are eligible to apply. · Be studying Computer Science, Computer Engineering, Informatics, or a closely related technical field. · Maintain an excellent academic record (e.g. a First Class Honours degree). *How to apply* Please complete the online application <http://google.eresources.com/> and submit all requested documents *Deadline: *1st February each year ------------------------------ Strathmore University provides all-round education in an atmosphere of freedom and responsibility. This email and any files transmitted with it are intended solely for use by the recipient(s) to whom it is addressed and may contain confidential information. If you have received this email in error please notify the sender immediately and permanently delete this email and/or any files attached to it from your computer. Please note that any views or opinions presented in this email are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Strathmore University. The University accepts no liability whatsoever for any loss or damages incurred, or suffered, resulting, or arising, from the use of this email and/or its attachments. The University warrants neither the integrity of the e-mail nor its freedom from errors, viruses, interception or any other form of interference. …………………………………………………………………. Website: www.strathmore.edu This e-mail and any attachments are confidential and intended solely for the addressee and may also be privileged or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the addressee, or have received this e-mail in error, please notify the sender immediately, delete it from your system and do not copy, disclose or otherwise act upon any part of this e-mail or its attachments. Internet communications are not guaranteed to be secure or virus-free. The Barclays Group does not accept responsibility for any loss arising from unauthorised access to, or interference with, any Internet communications by any third party, or from the transmission of any viruses. Replies to this e-mail may be monitored by the Barclays Group for operational or business reasons. Any opinion or other information in this e-mail or its attachments that does not relate to the business of the Barclays Group is personal to the sender and is not given or endorsed by the Barclays Group. Barclays Bank PLC.Registered in England and Wales (registered no. 1026167). Registered Office: 1 Churchill Place, London, E14 5HP, United Kingdom. Barclays Bank PLC is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.

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Lighter note: Working for Google
by ndungu stephen 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

I dont know how many have seen this... but: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy but all play and no work makes him? I don’t know but you guess... ------------------------------ [image: cid:image001.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640] We already knew that working for Google <http://www.google.com/> had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search engines takes the welfare of its employees seriously... as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light... [image: cid:image002.gif@01CA0EAB.C4362640]* *[image: cid:image003.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=3&NLartID=12372> Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors ... There are also poles available . they are similar to the ones used in fire stations. * *[image: cid:image004.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=4&NLartID=12372> * Food.* Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink. * ** *[image: cid:image005.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=5&NLartID=12372> * Work Station: *Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office. * ** *[image: cid:image006.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=6&NLartID=12372> [image: cid:image007.gif@01CA0EAB.C4362640]* INOVATION: *Large boards are available just about everywhere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Googles managers. * *[image: cid:image008.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=7&NLartID=12372> * LEISURE. *Pool tables, video games etc. are available in many areas. * *[image: cid:image009.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=8&NLartID=12372> * Communication... *On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs. * *[image: cid:image010.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=9&NLartID=12372> * Technical Support: *Problem with your computer ? No problem ... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed ... * ** *[image: cid:image011.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=10&NLartID=12372> * Health: *Professional masseurs (eusses) available. * *[image: cid:image012.jpg@01CA0EAB.C4362640]<http://www.letemps.ch/template/galerie.asp?imageindex=11&NLartID=12372> * **REST ... *This room provides massage chairs that you control ... while you view relaxing aquariums ... *My questions are...* ** When do they work? How much do they pay to work there? And where do I send my application? ** ------------------------------

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rofl
by Davis Waithaka 11 Sep '09

11 Sep '09

How do u know you skunk too much? When you think that because we celebrate X-Mas, there must be an L-Mas and a W-Mas Davis

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